Fish Stick Jesus for sale on ebay now (seriously) Son of Cod?

[underpants]

http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/story.jsp?sectionid=1260&storyid=2282668

Fred Whan, of Kingston, Ontario, yesterday reeled-out the fish stick he cooked a year ago that he claims shows the likeness of Jesus Christ -- perhaps it's the son of cod.

[NVMojo]

1. these are desperate times

[rkc3]

2. Have you ever scraped the burnt off of burnt toast?

Any one with a remotely skilled hand could scrape a face into burned bread.

Why am I posting this? I'm going to the toaster to make a fortune. And I'll sue anyone who steals this idea.

[underpants]

3. Only if touched by the hand of GOD

:bounce:

[peekaloo]

4. Jeff Daniels is the son of Cod?

I'm moving on to flounder. :P

[underpants]

8. Yes

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[obreaslan]

21. That is so F-ing funny, that's exactly who I thought it was...

I'm holding out for the Jim Carey Fishstick so I can have the whole Dumb and Dumber set.

[BurtWorm]

5. That's not Jesus. That's Ted Bundy.

:o

[L84TEA]

6. OBVIOUSLY... I NEED TO

EXAMIN MY FOOD MORE CAREFULLY BEFORE I EAT IT!! LMAO!!

[Dr.Phool]

7. I just ate a Mother Theresa maple nut role

It's too late for the auction, but I could probably market the shit!

See details tomorrow.

[Zuni]

11. I saw Mahatma Ghandi in my scrambled eggs

[signmike]

9. Why don't the Catholics get

a logo of J.C. on those little communion wafers?

Hah! No miracles there! God must truly love His ebay.

[Zuni]

10. That face could be anyone

how do they know it is Jesus trying to communicate with us through a frozen fishstick?

[underpants]

12. That fishstick can feed like 100 people

Pretty amazing.

[stlchic]

17. That's the question I want to ask all these people

who see the Virgin Mary anytime a mundane object happens to display markings or images that even look remotely like a woman's face.

How did that owner of the cheese sandwich "know" it was the face Mary, instead of say, some random middle eastern female basket weaver?

How does this fish stick collector know this is Jesus, instead of say, some random 60's hippie?

Why is it that when faces "appear", people always jump to the conclusion that it MUST be an image associated with divine Christian characters, and nothing else?

Of course, why people insist on anything "divine" being the cause of images that are only seen because of the natural tendency of humans to see and recognize objects out of abstract shapes is beyond me.

Hey - once my four year old didn't feel like eating all of his peanut butter sandwich, and lo and behold, the leftover part of the sandwich was a shape remarkably similar to the shape of the state of Georgia (really - this happened). Geez - to think I could have made some money off that instead of letting my kid eat it later...

On edit: Does this person really feel that the (supposed) SON OF GOD decided of all the ways he could communicate with people, with all of the means at his diposal, that the most effective medium would be a fish stick?

:eyes:

[Zuni]

22. I have a pizza crust that looks like California on E-bay

and I have a old tomato that looks like David Crosby

[JVS]

13. Lamb of Cod, you take away the tatar sauce of the world

[frylock]

19. asparagus o lord

[JVS]

20. Grant us a piece, grant us a piece

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. Dude - thats clearly Fitness Celebrity John Basedow

[Zuni]

23. You need to get your eyes checked out---it is obviously Ron Popeil

inventor of the Showtime Rotisserie Grill and the Salad Shooter.

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. Son of God? It looks more like Damien from The Omen to me.

:shrug:

[stranger_with_candy]

16. The face on my bathroom door looks more like Jesus

than that guy.

[Bozita]

18. looks like a codpiece to me

[Nevernose]

24. If it were an actual codpiece, a picture of Jesus

would certainly make it more valuable.

[u4ic]

25. according to a BBC documentary

Here is the face of Jesus:



I dunno...the fishstick figure looks alot like Meathead from All In the Family...

[underpants]

26. VERY interesting

thanks

[Aiptasia]

27. I put as much stock in that as the Cheeses of Nazareth!