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Fri Sep-19-03 04:03 PM
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Poll question: General Wesley Clark took part in or was responsible for... |
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:03 PM
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:04 PM
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2. clark eats babies, kills kittens, and pokes holes in condoms. |
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:12 PM
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global warming, entropy increasing to the maximum (whatever that means) and going round supermarkets screwing the bottle tops on too tight.
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:20 PM
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4. and loosening the tops on salt shakers at restaurants |
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:23 PM
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5. I HATE when he does that! |
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:25 PM
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6. One of the most idiotic polls ever |
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:26 PM
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Just because you say it doesn't make it so.
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:28 PM
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8. Clark offered to kill Kobe's accuser. |
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:31 PM
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9. Don't forget, he 'used' Depleted Uranium |
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The biggest red-herring of the anti-clark anti military farrrrrr left.
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:32 PM
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10. Clark used al_Qaeda poison gas to murder puppies... |
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:34 PM
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11. Very Funny....but doesn't this belong in the Lounge? I couldn't find the |
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right box to express my opinion. :-)'s
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:42 PM
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Fired the first shot at Bunker Hill Led the attack on Fort Sumter that started the Civil War Led the Indians against Custer at Little Big Horn Blew up the USS Maine Sank the Titanic Led the Japanese at Pearl Harbor Threw the nuns and orphans out of the building housing the St Mary's orphanage in Walla Walla, WA
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committed one moving violation.
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:44 PM
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13. This will probably get me in deep trouble |
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but I'll spill the beans, he was the trigger man in the grassy knoll.
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:44 PM
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14. Do you mean to tell me that |
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Clinton's penis had NOTHING to do with any of these things?!
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:54 PM
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15. Wesley Clark IS Clinton's penis |
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:59 PM
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This thread is too funny!
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Fri Sep-19-03 06:44 PM
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17. "Please allow me to introduce myself"...the Stones KNOW Clark!! |
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Check out their prescient lyrics to "Sympathy for the Devil":
Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a man of wealth and taste I’ve been around for a long, long year Stole many a man’s soul and faith I was ’round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what’s puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank Held a general’s rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what’s puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - And yes, I'm KIDDING damn it!!! :toast:
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Fri Sep-19-03 06:48 PM
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18. General Wesley Clark took part in or was responsible for... |
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the degeneration of discourse in GD...
Oh, yeah, and herpes.
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Sat Sep-20-03 12:09 AM
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The sinking of the Lusitania and the extinction of the passenger pigeon
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Sat Sep-20-03 12:19 AM
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Making his mother endure six months of pain. :-)
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Sat Sep-20-03 04:07 AM
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21. HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!!! |
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