I lust after DU.

[short bus president]

I'm Lounge-stalking Skinner.

:7

[LSparkle]

1. That is certainly NOT the C-Span school bus ...

[short bus president]

2. No, I drive the special route.

;-)

[LSparkle]

6. The pub crawl

It's Shrub's own personal taxi.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. I'm telling....

:P

[short bus president]

4. You just keep

stickin' that tongue out around me, Miz G...

One of these days we'll see how well you use it. ;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. And have you whack me with a pizza paddle???

I think not! ;)

[short bus president]

10. My dear, I would NEVER whack you!

I reserve my whacking for things much, erm, closer to me. But you should still definitely have some of the unchaste thoughts spanked out of ya, pizza-paddle-wise.

[matcom]

5. slut

no, you can NOT meet me behind the roller-skating rink after "couples dance"! x(

i'm not that type!

[short bus president]

8. So, the usual, then?

DS1's bathroom, 10 o'clock?

[matcom]

9. right.

i'll bring the Falafel. and the maple syrup.

[short bus president]

11. I've got the calamine,

and GOPisEvil should be coming by with the donkey-grooming kit around midnight.

It would seem we're back in business.

[matcom]

14. don't forget the hoola-hoop

remember what happened LAST TIME! x(

[dorktv]

12. I was just thinking of someone I am lusting after and then you write this.

at least you have a better chance...sigh.

[short bus president]

13. Are you lusting after a DUer, dork?

Perhaps I can offer some assistance? Or maybe just some advice? I recommend Lounge-stalking as a great way to break the ice and get to know people. You find out real quick just what a person's threshold of "creepy" is. ;-)

[dorktv]

16. no...worse! My treasurer (we have been friends since 6/23/03)

and he wants to remain a VIRGIN until marriage. damn stupid moral code!

[short bus president]

17. Uh... have you told him that on a guy,

no one can really tell? I mean, he can still CLAIM to be some kind of holier than thou morals-weenie, but give you a little sumpin'-sumpin' for what ails ya in the meantime, right?

[JimmyJazz]

15. you just love those Bulldogs, don't ya!

:P

[short bus president]

18. No, that's not it.

I lust after Skinner for entirely Evita-esque reasons. I dream only of becoming Shortbus, Beloved Queen of the Lounge!

[shesemsmom]

19. I know what you mean

IT seems after talking to DUERS and then go out onto the streets I'm anxious to get home and chat with intelligent life