Short Bus President - Entertain Us!

[yvr girl]

C'mon be your most cromulent self.

Don't make us beg.

[GOPisEvil]

1. He's off being scavery, I bet.

It's just like him. :P

[Demit]

3. while he's gone, can you tell me the origin of the term "short bus"? thanx

[musette_sf]

5. I think it means

that he would ride the "short bus" to school... the little bus that goes to the, um, "special" school.

Is this correct, long-time DUers?

[GOPisEvil]

6. I believe it refers to the use of the shorter school buses to transport

children who are mentally or physically disabled.

[yvr girl]

4. True enough

He can't only cause trouble on DU - he must have a life - don't you think?

[short bus president]

10. *snarf*

You're FUNNY! I like that.

[Elidor]

2. Oh, hell - now you've done it!

Unleashed the dogs on us!

[yvr girl]

7. OK, I'll beg a little

Please

[yvr girl]

8. OK, one more time

Pretty, pretty, please with sugar on top

[short bus president]

9. I feel stupid, and contagious,

but OK. I'll bite. :shrug:

Nobody wanted to play in my "non-sex thread with no frottaging and little innuendo" anyway.

Buncha freaks and sinners and perverts...

;-)

[yvr girl]

11. You took too long

GOPis Evil and I are playing Truth or Dare on his jet. A girl can only flirt so much

[short bus president]

12. You guys have fun!

But a word to the wise... if he's taking you to TJ, DO NOT agree to pet the donkey.

[yvr girl]

13. I believe he is taking me back to Texas

[GOPisEvil]

14. Yeeeeeeehaw!!!!!

:D

[short bus president]

15. Ew!

Don't touch anything, and breathe as little as possible while you're there!

Just kidding. I've spent some time in Texas. Texas is a lovely state. FOR ME TO POOP ON!

[yvr girl]

16. I'll be careful

We might just keep on flying. There's a lot one can do on a plane.

[GOPisEvil]

17. Oh yeah!

:-)

[short bus president]

18. dumbass, she said

"there's a lot ONE can do on a plane." What're you all happy about? :P

[yvr girl]

20. It's like the royal we

Our Canadian ways are strange to you Yanks. (And yes we call you all Yankees) War of Northern Aggression, indeed.

[short bus president]

21. The "royal we" and the "plural one"

I'm sure I'll never understand you crazy split-headed, fart-joke-loving people!

:P

[yvr girl]

22. It's the snow - it does things to you

And hearing half of every major speach in two official languages

[short bus president]

23. Count yerself lucky

Official speeches here, at least from the Executive, are not presented in ANY recognizable language.

[yvr girl]

24. You should see Question Period

Canadian have mastered the art of the polite slam.

Can the Honourable Member from Hull please explain to the House how he manages to get himself dressed in the morning when he keeps his Ministry in such a shambles?

[yvr girl]

19. If you don't give me a dare - no soup for you