Worst line from any song ever?

[Bossy Monkey]

Though I know the competition's fierce, that as long as the records of the band called America aren't rounded up and buried in a North Dakota missile silo that there will always be debate, that "Yummy Yummy Yummy I've got love in my tummy" creates a pain that will never dissipate--
still, I go with Nancy Sinatra: "You keep lying/ when you should be truthin'" And thank you A&E for reminding me of the song every day with the @$##$%##@$ relentless Growing Up Gotti promos!

Yours? Remember: The pony she named Wildfire/ busted down and stalled
(Ducking, hiding, running away FAST! (me, not Wildfire)):D

[TexasSissy]

1. "See the tree, how big it's grown. The grass, it hasn't been so long..."

"And Honey, I miss you...and I'm feelin' good....and I'd love to be with you....if only I could."

[Dan-W]

34. Old Fart Alert.

But friends, it hasn't been so long... 'twas just a twig.

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

2. Look to Toto, my friend, and no farther

"I know I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a leopardess above the Serengeti"

[Bluebear]

12. What a bunch of pretentious hooey THAT was!

[Aiptasia]

3. Sky Rockets in flight.... afternoon delight....

Starland Vocal Band? They suck!

[Mojambo]

4. All time is a tough call, but

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

Is the worst line in the last 10 years.

[Aiptasia]

5. We had joy.. we had fun... we had seasons in the sun...

Terry Jacks has scarred me for life...

[bettyellen]

6. ...because you are the magnet, and I am the steel... with you I'm not shy.

To tell the way I feel.
With you I'm not shy..
my secrets to reveal...


ugh that was on the Boogie Nights soundtrack and was stuck in my head for three weeks!

[redqueen]

7. Really love your peaches

Wanna shake your tree

[Bluebear]

11. loveydoveyloveydovey all the time

[redqueen]

13. I like the song

but that line just grates on me.

[Left Is Write]

8. "If life is a radio, turn it up to ten...."

from "Crazy Nights" by Kiss.

I like Kiss. I like "Crazy Nights." But that line has got to be one of the most trite pieces of crap ever written.

[teach1st]

9. Higher and higher

Blasting, billowing, bursting forth
With the power of ten billion butterfly sneezes
Man with his flaming pyre
Has conquered the wayward breezes

Moody Blues

[furrylitldevil]

10. "I like your pants around your feet"

Nickleback.

Worst.

Band.

Ever.

[Liberalynn]

14. "Don't

it make my brown eyes blue?"

[Spinzonner]

15. "Busted down its stall"

[Bluebear]

16. Indeed.

[Bossy Monkey]

23. Well that at least makes more sense

Too bad kissthisguy.com has gone away. Thanks for clarifying (but it still sucks, doesn't it?)

[Spinzonner]

24. I don't think so

In fact I kind of like most of the sentimental ballads (60/s and 70's) that got the poo-poo on this thread. I don't think they're great muiscal works or will revolutionalize culture, but they reach people emotionally one way or another which is more than I can say for lots of later music.

But then I'm an old guy.

[GOPisEvil]

17. Only time will tell if we stand the test of time - Van Hagar

Yeah, well, file that under "no shit".

[Amaya]

18. "Ev'rybody have fun tonight ,Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight"

That is the worst. It's got to be.

[Nightwing]

19. Lobo's "Me and you and a dog named Boo"

God awful bubblegum music from a band I doubt many ever heard of, remember or really care to remember.

Take a peek at this:

Me and you and a dog named Boo
Travellin' and livin' off the land.
Me and you and a dog named Boo
How I love bein' a free man.

:wtf:

[juliagoolia]

20. Stand by your Maaaaaaaaaaan

be proud of him,Cause after all he's just a man
Stand by your man,

[NightTrain]

21. Daddy was a cop...on the East Side of Chiago.

He was a cop in Lake Michigan? :shrug:

[CanuckAmok]

26. Daddy was Aquaman.

[Bossy Monkey]

35. Like the city boy born and raised in SOUTH DETROIT

in "Don't Stop Believin'"; I believe that's the Detroit River. What is it about bad songs and bad geography?

[Catchawave]

22. Baby, baby, oh baby.....n/t

[DemVIctory]

29. You have to look to country music for

the worst lines ever. 'I gave her the ring; she gave me the finger'
'Thank God and Greyhound... she's gone' 'Dropkick me Jesus (through the goalposts of life)' 'How can I miss you, when you haven't left?' Etc Etc Etc

[Dan-W]

33. Well, actually that's....

Baby, baby, baby, baby.. oh! baby!
I love you... I really do!
Don'tcha remember you told me you love me baby?
They say you'll be coming back this way again.. maybe.
SEE LINE 1., then
SEE LINE 4., then
SEE LINE 1.

Signed: *The* Suuuperstar!

[CanuckAmok]

25. "If they said I never loved you, you know they are a liar"

"They" is plural. "A liar" is singular.

If he wasn't dead already, I'd kill Jim Morrison for that atrocity...

[gollygee]

27. Come and wallow in the mire . . .

Related bad lyric.

[gollygee]

28. whoops - posted in wrong place

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[gollygee]

30. Gonna go out in the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches

or however htat AWFUL song goes

[cruadin]

31. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Layin' On My Back,...

Crying My Heart Out Over You."

and

"My Tears Have Washed 'I Love You' From the Blackboard of my Heart."

---actually, I think they're both the song titles as well as the refrains.

[Minimus]

32. Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again

[mac56]

36. "Islands In The Stream"

Written by Barry Gibb, sung by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton.

"Baby when I met you there was peace unknown
I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb."

[Cerridwen]

37. Do, do.., do..., do..., da, da..., da..., da...

[mac56]

38. "Careless Whisper" by Wham

"Oh I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet ain't got no rhythm."

[malmapus]

39. Insert Toby Keith song here...but that one about America kickin your ass

Forgot the song cause not really a fan but where he goes about America puttin its boot up your ass..