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Goldom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 06:38 PM
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Want to read a conversation so sad it's funny?
I copied this out of a game online years and years ago, and inspired by the other thread I just saw, thought I would share it with you all. As a disclaimer, I don't know who any of these people are, or why they're so stupid.


Azeroth asks, 'Haven't you ever read 1984?'
Aerania asks, '1984?'
Aerania says, 'That was like a long time ago you freaks'
'Its a book aerania =P' Arcanepoet says.
'Yes there is a book called 1984' Azeroth says.
'Was it made in 1984???' Aerania asks.
Thizual says, 'No'
Arcanepoet says, 'No'
'I was born in 1987' Aerania says.
Azeroth says, 'No'
You say, 'Was written before then'
'Its juss called 1984' Arcanepoet says.
'Thats f*cked up' Aerania says.
'It was written in like 1962 I think' Azeroth says.
Azeroth says, 'But it is really good'
'Ya way b4 1984' Arcanepoet says.
'And it has sex if thet turns you on' Azeroth says.
Aerania asks, 'Then why the hell is it called 1984 if it was made in the 60s?????'
'Because that's what the title was' Thizual says.
'Cuz it was a story =P' Arcanepoet says.
'Its about the year 1984' Azeroth says.
'Or is it' Azeroth says.
'I mean, what about 2002, A Space Odessey' Thizual says.
'Lol' Azeroth says.
'How would people in the 60s know what 1984 was like????' Aerania asks.
'Its 2001 a space oddessy LOL' you say.
Thizual asks, 'Is 2002 a space oddessey?'
Aerania says, 'THEY WOULDN'T'
'Whatever :P' Thizual says.
'It was juss a story aerania!' Arcanepoet exclaims. '=P'
'2002 is a spoof of 2001 :P' Thizual says.
'I"M CONFUSED DAMMNIT!' Aerania exclaims.
Azeroth says, 'It wasn't what 1984 was like it was a "message" of what the world would be like if things kept going the route they were headed'
'Don't be, darnit' Thizual says.
'Stories can be about any time..' Arcanepoet says. 'Any year, any place'
Arcanepoet says, 'Cuz they are fictional'
'I Do NOT care' Aerania says.
'GOD thi is funny hearing lol im copying it' you say.
Azeroth says, 'Its a really good book read it'
Arcanepoet says, 'Its not what the world would be like =P'
Thizual says, 'Just some comedy to go with the errors'
Azeroth says, 'Yes it is'
Azeroth says, 'It says in the back'
'What the world might possibly turn out to be =P' Arcanepoet says.
Azeroth says, 'Right'
Azeroth says, 'Right'
'U cant predict the future' Arcanepoet says.
'Like fahrenheit 451' Thizual says.
Azeroth says, 'Thats what I meant'
'You can TRY' Thizual says.
'Its a really good book' Azeroth says.
Thizual says, 'You can predict the PATH things are on now, and project the future, but it's likely gonna change'
Azeroth says, 'Specially when they catch them naked'
Thizual says, 'Brave new world for example...we're on that path'
'People take your boring converstaion somewhere else where more people care' Aerania says.
'Aerania has been gagged' Thizual says.
Aerania asks, 'I have?'
'Just kidding' Thizual says.
Azeroth says, 'AHHH'
'Poop!' someone exclaims.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 06:42 PM
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1. Too bad no one was able to tell Aerania
that 1984 was written in the 1940s, and that Orwell transposed the numbers of the year he finished it (1948) to get the title.

It's also unfortunate that she would not have understood the book even if she had read it.
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teach1st Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 06:43 PM
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2. I think Aerania was in my class a few years ago...
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masshole1979 Donating Member (172 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 06:51 PM
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3. that book sucked...
...if kids aren't reading it anymore, i'm glad. A Leftist takeover of the West? Oh, I only wish...instead, we get to live in Brave New World.
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