My schnauzer is a slut!

[Maddy McCall]

She keeps going to the front door and ringing the bells on the doorknob, which is usually her signal that she needs to go out to do her business.

But since she's been in heat, she goes to the door, rings the bells, and turns around to look at me like, "Well??"

So I let her out, and she goes out on the porch, where the weimy is, and turns her but around into his face as if to say, "Mount me."

I stand and watch, she refuses to go to the bathroom when I tell her to, and then she jumps up into Bizbee's face and licks him a couple of times, and then around to present her rear to him again.

He looks at me like, "I want to, but if I do, I know you ain't having any of it."

Then I bring her back in. Five minutes later, ring ring ring.

:grr:

[auntAgonist]

1. she wants to be a 'call' girl heh.

[Sporadicus]

2. I Have an Amusing Schnauzer Story

It seems this lady bred schnauzers for show, but her dogs kept falling short in the finals. After years of this, she decided to break protocol and ask a judge for advice after the show. The judge said, 'I shouldn't be telling you this, but...see these little tufts of fur between the toes? We count off for that.'

The lady said, 'well, what can I do about that?'

The judge said, 'a lot of the professionals apply a depilatory between their toes...something like Nair.'

The lady went to the pharmacy the next day and picked up a bottle of Nair. She asked the pharmacist whether it was safe on tender skin.

The pharmacist asked the lady, 'have you ever used Nair before?'

She said, 'no.'

He said, 'well, I recommend not wearing panty hose for a couple of days after using it.'

She said, 'oh, it's not for my legs...it's for my schnauzer.'

He said, 'in that case, I recommend not riding a bicycle for at least a couple of days afterward.'