Should there be a DU Abstinence group?

[Cobalt Violet]

And would we qualify for some of the $131 Million in abstience funding?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. LOL I would be in lol .

Actually I am in :shrug:

[Swamp Rat]

2. It depends. What would I have to abstain from?

I hope not sex. I wouldn't want to have to use one of these:

[ooglymoogly]

11. isn' t that blowup doll a likeness of pudensa the famous drag queen

now known as (guess)? note the adams apple

[Crunchy Frog]

3. I wish someone would pay me that kind of money

for my abstinance. Then maybe I could find someone who'd want to do me.:evilgrin:

[KG]

4. is it called abstinence when it's not really your choice?

[Historic NY]

5. Don't scare me I thought you meant temperance movement.

:beer: :shrug:

[auburngrad82]

6. I'm in but the first opportunity to break my vows, I'm outa here.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

7. Sure, I am in

I have, and will continue to abstain from fucking Republicans.

[indigobusiness]

16. They won't stop

fucking you.

[gollygee]

8. I *would* join if I could

but I'm afraid it might upset my husband.

[crispini]

9. Heh, I'm in...

until such time I'm no longer NGA.... :evilgrin:

[ooglymoogly]

10. sure lets all become hypocrites and hoars

and maybe then we could win some elections because then the voting machine gods would favor us. but then wouldn't we then be arrggg republicans.

[Cobalt Violet]

12. It's just a joke.

:)

[ooglymoogly]

13. so was my post. no offence intended

[Cobalt Violet]

14. None taken.

:)

[ghostsofgiants]

15. What if it's involuntary abstinence?