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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 11:08 AM
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The Smarmy Leftovers of all CAPTIONS!!!
Edited on Fri Nov-26-04 11:09 AM by skip fox


"Hey, Karl, I know you said not to bother you no matter what, but I got this great idea . . . . No . . . No . . . really. Just listen, . . . then if you gotta 'smack me one,' well . . . you can do it . . . but this is soooo good . . . Okay, here it is. . . How 'bout we privitize the Ukraine, all the mountains and the beaches and fields and everything . . . No, no, hold on, Karl, I haven't gotten to the good part yet . . . Ah crap! . . . Man, I'm still hurting from the last time . . . Geez."
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bobthedrummer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 11:11 AM
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1. "OK...and then I'll take the Packers over the Rams on Monday by 10..."
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 11:17 AM
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2. Bush as he watches monitor: "Ok ,now play with your nipples..."
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Aiptasia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 11:19 AM
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3. Are you sure?
"We can't firebomb Golden Palace? Listen Rummy.. I thought you said our bid was in the bag? Whadday ya mean they don't have a physical casino? Just get me that sandwitch... now where are we on the jesus fish stick?"
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neebob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 12:12 PM
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4. "Thank you for calling 1-800-ASSHOLE. How may I help you?"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 12:50 PM
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5. "No, no . . . I know that I'm on the Do-Not-Call List, but that
was a mistake. . . . Like somebody else put me on there . . . Could you . . . like take me off . . . so I could get some calls once and awhile . . . I mean, it gets really, really quiet around here, you know."
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 09:32 PM
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6. "uuuh....do you have Prince Albert in a can?"
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 09:33 PM
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7. "The falafel thing."
:evilgrin:
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