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TeddyKGB Donating Member (728 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 01:25 PM
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
...a beer.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 01:25 PM
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1. ... in a tree.
Edited on Fri Nov-26-04 01:26 PM by Worst Username Ever
Take off you knob.
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TeddyKGB Donating Member (728 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 01:28 PM
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2. Good day, eh?
:silly:
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 01:40 PM
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5. On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me
Two turtle necks...
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 01:29 PM
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3. a blow job in an MG
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 01:32 PM
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4. A divorce. It's been four years ago now. n/t
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 01:48 PM
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6. According to Nestor Pistor
On the sewen day from Christmas my Missus give for me,
Sewen 4 X 2 slabs
(4 x 2 slabs, to make it the cheeken house, to keep it in the ducks)
Six something
Five golden rings (of Kubassa)
Four Holobchi
Three Pyrohy
Two rubber boot,
And a bowl sour cream for me.
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