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Fri Nov-26-04 02:05 PM
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It's time for my day-after-Thanksgiving spanking! |
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Fri Nov-26-04 02:15 PM
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Fri Nov-26-04 02:16 PM
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2. is the purple hippo going to do it? |
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Fri Nov-26-04 02:17 PM
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Fri Nov-26-04 02:17 PM
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4. it's a tradition for all time! |
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Fri Nov-26-04 03:48 PM
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8. Ooooh the hippo's really into it now! |
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:08 PM
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15. you're making some serious history! |
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Fri Nov-26-04 02:49 PM
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5. Aha! It's my old friend |
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Fri Nov-26-04 03:17 PM
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I was waiting for you! :D
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Fri Nov-26-04 03:44 PM
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Am withholding the spanking until you submit to me as your Supreme Mistress!:evilgrin: ...and then will only give it to you if you seem to sincerely want it and I think it's warranted.
'nuff said!
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Fri Nov-26-04 03:48 PM
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:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
nOw where's mine?
:P
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Fri Nov-26-04 03:57 PM
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:16 PM
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Edited on Fri Nov-26-04 04:17 PM by nini
nO spankings for new year's :P
gOing back to cleaning. Been a busy day for me - break's Over.
Have a gOOd rehearsal!
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:17 PM
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17. I am already depressed |
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I enjoy rehearsals but want JUST ONE MORE DAY OFF.
I slept like a log again. The bottle of wine helped. :D
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:21 PM
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18. I didn't sleep again.. |
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I must have taken over that trait for yOu.
call me later if you feel like it - I'm sure I'll be up later again!.
well, I'm really going back to cleaning now. Outside to pull weeds in the patiO nOw.. wOOOOOOOOO hOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :cry:
I've got to get all this done before all the big December events hit!
later sweetie
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:23 PM
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Fri Nov-26-04 03:49 PM
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10. And you said that being spanked as a kid had no effect on you. |
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Fri Nov-26-04 03:56 PM
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11. a twisted sense of humor |
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Is not a BAD effect, how's that? ;-)
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Fri Nov-26-04 03:57 PM
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:06 PM
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Just to clarify from THAT thread, CLEARLY a parent who doesn't believe in spanking should NOT do it. You know what works for you and him better than anyone. I didn't mean to come across as pro-spanking (I find it extremely last resort, and hopefully NEVER necessary), just that one never knows what the long-term results will be. Maybe I was lucky, but my sister is also a non-violent type, although I have no idea if she spanks her kid or not - I think he is better-behaved than I was. Some kids behave better than others, and spanking can make them WORSE at times, whereas not spanking some kids also makes them worse (empty threats of 'time-outs' and threatening of withholding rewards but giving in anyway is probably the real cuplrit there). Raising kids is more trial-and-error than art.
The best skill you can teach your son is to clean the cat poop daily. I mean it! x( :-)
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:32 PM
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20. ZombyWoof just used an abbreviation |
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Edited on Fri Nov-26-04 04:34 PM by Moonbeam_Starlight
("btw") and from what I understand, that is the very reason he has ME on ignore.
Is ZombyWoof going to ignore himself now?
(All said in jest. But still, I do wonder why put people on ignore for such a reason when you do it yourself? Can anyone explain that to me? ZombyWoof can't, since he can't see this post.)
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:33 PM
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21. you STILL didn't see my 2 posts in my 25,000 posts thread |
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Edited on Fri Nov-26-04 04:34 PM by ZombyWoof
Where I called you out TWICE for being WRONG about the ignore thing.
And I never said I was againts abbreviations... just breathlessly idiotic clichéd ones like OMG.
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:35 PM
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No, I didn't see the thread. Sorry about that.
For the record, I rather like you and was surprised to see I was being ignored by you when I was posting congratulations and how are you? and such to you.
So you ignore people for using OMG? Is that the only one? I also must have missed where you made that announcement and there I was going along, talking to you like an idiot and wondering why you never said a thing back.
Oh well, live and learn.
On edit, you must have a shitload of people on ignore.
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:39 PM
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23. I can ignore manually |
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;-) PLus, I can't reply to everyone, or I would have 50,000 posts of just thanks in total over 3 years...
I put people on ignore for all kinds of reasons. But a lot of my friends use OMG and know I was just being Uncle Zomby, the misanthropic old fart.
I was nice to you in the 25,000 thread, you should go look!
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:44 PM
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30. I tried to, just now, and I can't find it. |
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I have to admit, I was rather hurt by it and I am not one to take anything on the internet personally at all. To make matters worse, I felt like an idiot for not even connecting the dots about the fact that I WAS being ignored. Imagine posting all kinds of nice things to a person for weeks and only having it slowly dawn on you that they never say a thing in return. And not just in 25,000 post congratulations threads, but in the thread where you talked about your acting role etc. All kinds of stuff.
You will probably have to put me right back on ignore, as I can't promise I won't use "breathlessly inane cliched" abbreviations. I'll try looking for the thread again.
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:47 PM
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I never had you on ignore. And sometimes, I just MISS people, and feel even dumber when I go back to them much later. So I opt to stay silent, thinking they won't care. I was wrong about that... you do care. :-(
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:51 PM
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39. You never had me on ignore? |
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How crazy is it that I am a bit too happy about that?
It sure seemed like it.
Well, then, carry on with the spankings. Sorry to interrupt them.
I can't promise anything on the abbreviations. Pronouncements like that tend to bring out the rebellious child in me and make me want to use them even more, but I promise I'll try to restrain myself. And I can't recall ever having posted "ask me anything" or "w00t," whatever that means.
I'm permanently paranoid about abbreviations now.
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:53 PM
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42. DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING |
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Honestly, I accept you as is.
Also, if you could, you will see that I never respond to everyone (too lazy) and since you only noticed yourself not being replied to, it just felt that way. I will be more mindful of that.
Don't ever change your style just because of DU's resident asshole!
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:56 PM
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Ooops, there was one.
You're right you never do respond to everyone. There was ONE other guy on the one thread a while back and I thought "Oh well he has him on ignore too. Must be a FLAGRANT abbreviator!"
LOL!
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:58 PM
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47. the REAL reason I ignore anyone |
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Isn't because of something trivial like OMG, it is because the person is an idiot. You are NOT an idiot.
Although I am disappointed I can't be your whore for a day. ;-)
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Fri Nov-26-04 05:03 PM
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I thought you were a guy.....like a man-whore?
I've got one of those. He works hard for the money. ;-)
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Fri Nov-26-04 05:04 PM
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We can be whores. :7
Who needs hard work? If he makes all that money, you can spend it on me.
(Are you sure you want me replying to ALL of your posts now? It leads to trouble amd broken homes)
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Fri Nov-26-04 05:05 PM
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51. He works hard earning that money |
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by BEING a man whore. Ahem.
No worries here.....and why do I get the feeling I might come to regret pitching a little fit about you supposedly having me on ignore?
;-)
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Fri Nov-26-04 05:12 PM
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But you may regret not taking me in as your second man-whore! :o ;-) :evilgrin:
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:43 PM
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If you want him to ignore you, you must use... |
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one of these two:
OMG! Or OH.MY.GOD!!!
Either one will land you on ZDub's ignore list. :-)
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:44 PM
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Or ASK ME &$*#&@# ANYTHING! :nuke:
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:46 PM
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33. LOL! w00t! ZW is prolly crazy. |
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Mebe just a little bit. ;-)
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:45 PM
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Edited on Fri Nov-26-04 04:46 PM by Moonbeam_Starlight
see, the problem is I missed that pronouncement. So fuck me.
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:47 PM
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34. Ask me anything about ZW. |
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W00t! I prolly no it. Mebe.
;-) :hi:
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:49 PM
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Aren't you married? Or is it one of those open things?
(And Maddy can tell you, all my "pronouncements" are just me blowing grumpy smoke up DU's ass... it should NEVER be taken internally, EVER.)
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:52 PM
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Sorry. But apparently there are other people here who do, because they are the ones who told me about the abbreviations thing. They said "you probably abbreviated something" and I thought WHAT the fuck?
And no, literally, you can't fuck me. Sorry!
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:55 PM
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43. that person who told you that |
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Is either a friend like Maddy going along with the gag...
Or one of my detractors, who takes my shit seriously, hence the reason they hate me... :crazy:
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:58 PM
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46. I don't even remember who it was |
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but four or five other people chimed in, too and verified it was the (gasp) abbreviations.
How weird. Ah well, water under the bridge.
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:59 PM
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They are people who hate my ass trying to stir up shit.
I have LOTS of enemies on DU, but none of them are worth a shit. :-)
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:42 PM
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He does his "chores" every morning, before beginning his day. He feeds all pets--all eight of them--cleans the reptile tanks AND the litter box.
Yeah, discipline equals grounding in our house, and that has been very effective. He loses privileges and can't visit friends or have friends over.
I don't think I could ask for a better kid. He's sensitive, loving, and generous. A couple of days ago, he had only five dollars in his wallet. We were going to do some last-minute Thanksgiving grocery shopping, and he put his five dollars in a collection jar for the local summer camp for mentally retarded children. That's the kind of kid he is. Spanking him would kill his sweet soul, and I just couldn't bear to do that.
Thanks for your kind words. :-)
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:43 PM
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27. as long as you can spank me |
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Why bother with a good kid? :D :evilgrin:
(Dr. Pepper is making me incorrigble today - more than usual)
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:44 PM
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I bet you are really a hoot on Jagermeister! :-)
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:45 PM
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I hate that stuff, except when I am sick and call it NyQuil!
For alcohol, I only drink whiskey, wine, and beer.
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:49 PM
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37. In Baton Rouge, at a little bar called the Chimes... |
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They make a drink called "Fire on the Mountain." It's Jagermeister with Barcardi 151 in a little shot glass. The bartender lights it on fire, and then the bar patron blows it out before imbibing.
Well, I had five of them one time. On the sixth, I forgot to blow it out, until it singed my top lip. Those things are potent, and I haven't drank Jagermeister since. :-)
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:51 PM
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40. I used to write my name on asphalt with 151 |
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Then light it to see my name in blue flame. We got lots of free liquor stealing it from the Officer's Club where we worked in high school. I drank a shot of it on a bet, and won. Because I didn't flinch or blink. I did need to sit down right after standing up, lol.
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:40 PM
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24. I'll be back in ass-kicking mode in a couple of weeks |
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:42 PM
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26. thought I always had it! |
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Oh, well there is matcom and GOPisEvil... I see what you mean! :o
:hug:
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Fri Nov-26-04 04:55 PM
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44. I am being punished for being poor! |
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Fri Nov-26-04 05:34 PM
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you are sOOOOOOOOOO bad! I'm Outside slaving away and cOme to check in befOre I attack the kitchen and WHOA..hhahahahhahahha
perhaps yOu will get thOse spankings later after all. :evilgrin:
LOL
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