I Ruined Thanksgiving!

[Susang]

And I'll do it again, given half a chance.

Fuckin' holidays....who needs 'em anyway? :nuke:

[flamingyouth]

1. Mine was lovely

I'm afraid you'll just have to try harder next year. Slacker! :evilgrin:

[Susang]

2. It's a delayed reaction

Just wait, in a few hours you will realize that your Thanksgiving was horrible and that it was all my fault. }(

[Stew225]

3. Thanks for sharing. Since I am psychic I am aware that

when your Uncle Gary asked someone to pass the potatoes You lept across the table, pulled his pants down, and started playing jump rope with his catheter. Bastard just doesn't have a sense of humor, does he? Oh well, fuck him if he can't take a joke.

God he screams loudly!!!!!

[Susang]

4. You obviously have no supernatural abilities

I decapitated Uncle Gary with the electric carving knife right after we said grace. You were right about one thing, his screams were quite loud. ;-)

[Zomby Woof]

5. I knew it!

It went downhill when you played a U2 song with the word FUCK. :evilgrin:

[Susang]

7. I screamed it out the open window

When that 15 year old brat tried to turn the stereo off, I locked her in her room and gave her NO TURKEY!!!! Then I opened all the windows and danced around the house singing "fuckity fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fuck" as loud as my lungs would allow, while I drank all of the wine that was meant for the guests. That'll teach her to disrespect me!

I am a heartless ruiner of holidays.

[Zomby Woof]

8. Seems now...

Bat Boy is the sane spouse... who woulda thunk it????? :o

[Susang]

10. I ruined his insanity

It wasn't hard. ;-)

[NJ_Lib]

13. Now, YOU are my kind of...

woman... ;)

[Susang]

16. I will ruin that good opinion you have of me

It won't take long, I promise. :evilgrin:

[NJ_Lib]

17. Perhaps... But for the moment...

...I am enjoing watching a woman with balls... This is how I am, don't like it? Kiss my ass...

I love you.... Will you marry me?

[dorktv]

6. Thanksgiving was fine. Today has been the sucky day.

[Susang]

9. I ruined that too

I ruin everything. Just ask anyone, they'll tell you. }(

[neebob]

11. What are you, like 15?

[Susang]

12. In maturity only

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Good for you! I have a totally "pro-Susang" agenda, so I support you!

[Susang]

15. I will ruin your so called "agenda"

I am good at that. :nuke:

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Nah, you could never ruin anything for me

even an agenda!

[arwalden]

18. Go To Your Room!!

[Susang]

19. Fuck!!!

I am an all-powerful destroyer of holiday cheer. Sending me to my room only increases my might!

Now turn that stereo back up!