The sex life of George and Laura.

[The Night Owl]

George and Laura: Adventurous or conservative in bed?

[LeighAnn]

1. Bush couldn't get it up with Viagra

or Cialis or any of the other ones. Laura's just a prop, anyway. Dubya saves the good stuff KKKarl Rove, everybody knows it.

[hlthe2b]

19. that's what I think... anyone that insecure that overcompensates that much

that so needs to appear macho--I'll bet he's impotent (besides he has plenty of medical/drug/alcohol abuse history that suggest he might be as well

[frustrated_lefty]

2. Well, you have to wonder why

her nickname is "Pickles," and what exactly they do with them.
...
...
...
On second thought, don't go there, any possible image is to grotesque to consider.

FL

[durablend]

7. That was DEFINITELY T M I...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :puke:

[Sannum]

3. Hole through the sheet in the dark.

[durablend]

4. T M I...

Don't want to know...

[Left Is Write]

5. Some things are better left unknown.

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. IT BURNS!! THE Thought BURNS!

Make it go away! :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[Placebo]

8. The horror. . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THE HORROR.

[lapfog_1]

9. Used to be adventurous

My #1 reason for believing that is my assertion that the Bush
twins actually have different fathers! (Laura in a threeway 24
years ago!)

[Hello_Kitty]

17. Yeah but they both have his beady eyes and unibrow

They tweeze but you can tell. Unless....Uncle Jeb?

[cliss]

10. George is disgusting.

Every time I see a photo of him, I think about what he must smell like. Alcohol breath, maybe laced with cocaine. Probably can't get it up either. Like my brother says, just a waste of skin. An oxygen thief.

[donheld]

11. The very idea

:puke:

[FM Arouet666]

12. I hope for the sake of us all

the twins were conceived with a turkey baster and an unholy act was not performed by these two physically revolting individuals.


A fly on the wall at the Bush house......
Hey, does the gravy taste funny to you?

:evilgrin: :puke:



P.S actually found a link for this, go figure
http://www.pinelandpress.com/faq/homeinsem.html

[alexisfree]

13. I did not know...laura.

had a vagina!! :puke:

[Dr Strangelove]

14. Moot Point

Bush is gay so him and Laura don't do it at all

[StopTheMorans]

15. Other: Missionary position, lights off, special occasions only,

no moaning allowed...

[gmoney]

16. Laura's birth control method:

At bedtime, she gives W a stick of chewing gum.

Must work, he only knocked her up once (that we know of).

[gollygee]

18. I keep hoping this thread

will get to page 2

:puke:

[signmike]

20. Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

:puke: