The top 10 things that sounded dirty at yesterday's Thanksgiving dinner

[buff2]

The top 10 things that sounded dirty at yesterday's
Thanksgiving dinner, but weren't...


10. "Talk about huge breasts!"

9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

8. "Don't play with your meat."

7. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

6. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

5. "You still have a little bit on your chin."

4. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"

3. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

2. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

1. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"


:evilgrin:

[livinbella]

1. Turkey Sammich!

Yes, someone ACTUALLY said that. Out loud.
Not thinking. I almost fell out of my fucking chair.

[Aristus]

2. Don't stop beating until it's white and creamy.

You don't want it to be lumpy.