Are you some sort of idiot?

[BoX o BooX]

The toilet paper should hang OVER the roll, in FRONT, NOT IN BACK.

What the fuck is WRONG with you?

This is not a matter of preference; this is just the way it MUST be.

Stupid.

[StopTheMorans]

1. obsess much?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Over, always. Never under.

The only drawback to the over method is that it's easier for bored cats to unroll the whole thing.

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. real men don't use toilet paper

we just bounce, baby.

[Hello_Kitty]

4. My name's on my mortgage, not yours bud.

I'll hang it any damn way I please! Hell I might not hang it at all. Maybe I like leaving the empty roll on the spindle while the new one stays on top of the tank. You ever think of that? Huh?

[gordianot]

5. In some cultures you never shake hands with the left hand.

Guess why?

[THUNDER HANDS]

6. people wipe with their left hands?

really, I'd never imagine doing that.

[gordianot]

8. Yo.

It is also deemed to be an insult. Boy Scouts do shake hands with the left hand but it is not advisable in these cultures.

[Kire]

16. delete

delete

[maxudargo]

11. In American culture

you never shake hands with your left hand. You mean to tell me...? Oh, gross! I had no idea!

[gordianot]

12. Yep no TP.

[yellowdogintexas]

22. you never touch food with your left hand either

that is the ultimate taboo!!!!


Pity the poor fool born lefthanded in the Middle East
this goes back CENTURIES, Millenia possibly

[slay]

7. hahahaha

werd. i'm tryin to take a shit and wipe my ass, not hunt for hidden toilet paper.

[Emily Jane]

9. I have...

...been known to turn the toilet paper around when visiting someone else's house.

[miss_kitty]

27. me too!

I am bad!

[Turn CO Blue]

10. Oh, yeah, sure.

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know. It's never happened.

[RC]

13. Always from the back.

It just looks better.

Also paper towels hung under the counter, always from the back. Gives more counter space.

I just find it easier to use this way.

[Spider Jerusalem]

19. Um...

How in the bloody hell does hanging paper towels over or under affect your counter space? That makes no sense.

[StClone]

14. When I worked as a Janitor

Installing the TP with it rolling from the back was considered "the standard." People use less when it is hung that way.

[mondo joe]

26. Of course they use less: it;s fucking hung wrong!

That's why.

[miss_kitty]

28. that's because they can't find the effing end.

:)

[ElsewheresDaughter]

15. do you have to turn the light switch off & on 20 xbefore you leave the BR?

:crazy:

[TrogL]

17. before - so your eyes can adjust to outside conditions

If you're going from a bright room to a dark room, your eyes take a long time adjust. You never know who or what might be lurking in the hall.

[flying_monkeys]

18. Do you fold it into pointy triangles, too?

Because if it isn't folded then you are wrong.....

[flaminbats]

20. I'm every kind of idiot...

just as the PResidetn

[Redleg]

21. You are right.

Plus, I like mine 2-ply.

[flaminbats]

23. okdoohk

;) pallyyyyoooooh :thumbsup:

[progmom]

24. You are so right!

When my republican mother-in-law (who comes to our house once a week to babysit our kid) changes the roll, I am convinced it is only her politically motivated aggression toward me that compels her to hang it the WRONG WAY.

:nuke:

[bvar22]

25. I am an Idiot...

That much is certain.
However, I don't know what kind of Idiot I am.
I know this because my father kept asking me that question for years.
Precisely, What the Hell kind of Idiot are you???"

I never knew the answer.

How many kinds of Idiots are there?
Maybe a multiple choice would be helpful.

[Abelman]

29. Bah!

I hang it the other way and I will continue to do so! I'm subversive! And I buy the cheapest! I will not pay more money than needed for something I am going to coat with poop and flush down the toilet!

[Spirochete]

30. I must be

I hang it from the back - mostly to avoid runaway rollouts. Same with the paper towels. I try to tear one off, and the roll spins out about 30 feet of towels. That's why I always hang them from the back.