Free idea to anyone interested

[Deja Q]

Holiday lights:

You've probably seen stupid light-up deer like this:



Now that one appears to be nodding, so it knows what I'm thinkingh is a good idea.

I don't own a home.

If I did and had money, I would buy two of them.

I would then set up the first one and test the lights.

Upon that success, I would proceed to mount the second one against the first one in a provocative way and then see if they both light up. :evilgrin:

I would then create a sign that says "$¢rew ¢hri$tma$"

O8)

[graywarrior]

1. I love it that you're as sick & demented as I am

[Deja Q]

2. Why thank you!

:hug:

I intend to create an animated gif then update my website/blog expounding on how Christmas has been perverted by corporate pervos. But in a polite way.

[pk_du]

3. Kinda like this but with lights on!

[pk_du]

4. i.e. like this....

http://thm-c.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/995453040





or for the more realistic approach..

[graywarrior]

5. Ho ho ho, goody goody goody

I love sickos like me!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Deja Q]

7. DAMN, someone thought of it before me!

:cry:

Oh well! It's nice to know some people have a sense of humor.

Oh yeah, that threesome (2M + 1F?) probably had every right wing nutjob out during hunting season...

[Lizzie Borden]

6. Inspirational idea Hypno Toad!

[NurseLefty]

8. LOVE IT!

:headbang:

[Wapsie B]

9. Thanks for the idea.

That one gave me quite a laugh! LOL

:evilgrin:

[Baja Margie]

10. Funny.

Listen, here's an idea for those of you that are going to have lights, we're not this year. Anyway, I did this just by chance about 7 years ago, now it's like popular.

Here's what you do:

Take your tomatoe cages and turn them upside down. Now starting at the bottom, where the plug is, wrap your lights, twisting around up to the top, you can use a couple strands. Attach lights to the wire of the cage with those little twisty ties you get at the supermarket in the veg section, and VOILA!!! You have a little Christams tree ! I would make about 12 of these, connected to each other going up the walkway. They're NEAT and you don't have to spend alot of MONEY.

LUMINARIOS are great too, just take a brown lunch bag, fill halfway with sand, and put a votive candle in and light. Our Mexican friends would laugh at us and told us when they were really really poor, that's the kind of lighting they would use.

I know, this had nothing to do with the reindeers. Oh well.