Nice Spice Rack (Martha Stewart Caught Smuggling Condiments)

[crispini]

By RICH CALDER

November 26, 2004 -- Martha Stewart's prison secrets — right down to the spices she allegedly sneaks into her bra — have been revealed by her cellmates.

Fellow "Camp Cupcake" inmates are monitoring Martha's every move at the West Virginia lockup, and are disclosing the lengths she goes to to whip up gourmet treats behind bars, including stashing condiments and such in her unmentionables.

http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/35037.htm

(edited for spelling)

[Sannum]

1. Fight the Power, Martha!

What is she going to do, bake a delicious coffee cake? I can think of much worse things that people do in prison.

[HereSince1628]

2. Oh, and I thought that taste was a little fishy...

[indigobusiness]

4. EEEeewwww....I thought something had crawled into my muffin

and died.

[peekaloo]

32. from Martha's "kitchen" to yours!

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muffin, eh?

[Just Me]

5. EW! GROSS!! E-O-M!

[AP]

3. Did Martha's publicist plant this story?

[TrustingDog]

6. go martha! I'd send you a file in cake if I could bake!

[nashville_brook]

9. me too! FREE MARTHA!

i can't help myself, i love her! she brings me joy -- there's something very radical about smart home economics! reuse, recycle -- put a ribbon on it.

[TrustingDog]

12. I used to really dislike her because I am soooo UnMarthaish...

but I got over that.
I support her all I can, in my way.

[mrbassman03]

19. I think she'd appreciate the cake more...

eom

[Piperay]

24. I LOVE Martha

I would bust her out if I could!

[sakabatou]

7. Icky...

Now I know why her stuff tastes evil!

[Gman]

8. Surely this is some kind of joke!

Somebody check Snopes!

[Fla Dem]

10. Stupid stories by people looking for their 15 minutes in the spotlight.

Stories are as bogus as the swift boat vets claims.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. I'll bet this is a bunch of bull...

Betcha she was framed by her cellmates.

[Florida_Geek]

13. Need I point out that unless Martha worked in the kitchen

she does not have access to a stove.

I know a silly little detail.

[prodigal_green]

14. I heard she was teaching a class on

microwave cookery to the other inmates. Seriously.

[Just Me]

15. If our spoiled white son "king" were subjected to such "justice",....

,...*giggle*,....*roll*,...:puke:,....

,...imagine how different the world would be,...\\

,...a bit closer to "life" and "freedom" and a real pursuit of "happiness",...

,...imagine that,...

,...a COMMITMENT to LIFE (first), FREEDOM (actual) and the natural consequence of "happiness",...

,...imagine THAT!!!,....

Imagine a commitment to life,...all life.

I would challenge every

[Ima]

16. Just curious

Would one of the 'spices' be green?:) Just joking.



She is only in prison, because she is an outspoken Democrat. Where is 'Kenny Boy'?

[iamjoy]

17. No Really, It's Oregano

and the white powder is baking soda. Honestly.

Or maybe marjoram and baking powder.

[Stinky The Clown]

18. Oh please ........

Gimme a break. The woman was railroaded.

Why isn't this story about Ken Lay getting bent over in the machine shop?

:eyes:

[VegasWolf]

20. Something smells fishy here. n/t

[baba]

21. Another story making the rounds....

Martha has been collecting crabapples from around the grounds of the "camp" and making crabapple jelly!

[amazona]

26. I heard that one

I think it's cool. I once tried to make crap-apple jelly and ended up feeding it to my turtles. I have no idea if the story is true, but if so, it's just cool to think of someone fighting the power and refusing to accept bad food.

[Dogmudgeon]

22. Looks like another "Martha Stewart Living (in Prison)" joke

Well, at least it's not a "Prison Bitch" or Anal Rape joke.

Unfortunately, most American stand-up comedians are a) talentless, B) Republicans, and 3) obsessed with holes leading into and out of the human body.

--p!

[Piperay]

23. The media needs to

get the fuck off of Martha's back and let her do her time in peace! :argh:

[Boosterman]

25. Ok I must have missed something

Why is everyone supporting Martha Stewart? Not a flame. Not a troll. I am simply curious.

[amazona]

27. everyone doesn't support her but...

...a lot of us do have sympathy for a variety of reasons.

1) She is a strong Democratic supporter who in the past has been documented to provide lots of $$$ to Democratic candidates.

2) She is an example of a strong woman who became a billionaire just with kitchen stuff. Women's work turned into an empire...this is cool.

3) It is classic to jail leftists who are not guilty of any crime by then accusing them of lying to the FBI -- a classic from the McCarthy and Cointelpro eras. So a lot of old lefties have been there or know of people who have "been there" and know how easy it is to get tripped up even if you are innocent. If you have ever spoken to an FBI agent, you are at risk for being convicted of having "lied" to him. They never seem to pull this crap on wingnuts, so the unfairness just causes us to want to root for Martha and have it all turn out OK for her, even though she isn't exactly Howard Fast or anything.

My reasons anyway.

[Merlot]

29. I like your reasons... n/t

[Merlot]

28. Because KennyBoy Lay walks free

Did Marthas "crime" cause thousands of her employees to loose their retirement?

Did Marthas "crime" cause California to pay over-inflated energy prices?

If Martha had a better lawyer, she would not even be in prison.


Or, if she were a repub...

[crispini]

30. hee hee, I started this in LBN and it got moved here...

I did debate about whether or not to start it there & even read the rules carefully... . guess it IS pretty much fluff, ha ha.

[FuzzySlippers]

31. She was called into a lieutenant's office for

"being too nice" to other inmates?:wtf:

[BamaBecky]

33. Everybody write Martha! Here is her address:

Martha Stewart - # 55170-054
FPC Alderson
Glen Ray Road
Box B
Alderson, West Virgina 24910

[crispini]

34. Awwwwwwwwwww.

With her inmate number and everything!

That is so sad and yet so weird at the same time.

[lgardengate]

35. Martha: "I accept jail but Never Bad Food!"

You Go Martha! Fight The Power.

She's a Dem ya know. I'm being serious now.

[Flammable Materials]

36. Gives a whole new meaning to "Stuffin' Martha's Muffin" n/t