I need witty, witty help, ASAP!

[tavalon]

We are in the process of putting together some "urban renewal" related to black box voting issues. We need to make two iron on transfers for t-shirts. We want to discuss that the black box voter issues and black box fraud are not partisan issues for one of them. For the other, we want to piss people off but not in a partisan manner.

Oh, pithy, witty ones of the night. Hit us up. We need these now, now, now!

This display, BTW, is going to rock. Will send pictures later.

[Droopy]

1. How about the DU avatar that I see floating around here?

I voted, but it didn't count.

[tavalon]

2. Good

Already using that as sign on one of the statues but good idea.

[global1]

3. It's Late And All I Could Come Up With Is A Start ....

maybe someone else could take this and put it into something workable:

"Get the BBV's Out Of Our BVD's"

I warned you it was poor.

[Cadence]

4. I like

"They voted for me, before Diebold voted against me."


"Live Free or Die bold."

For non-partisan.

"Never argue with an idiot because he'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

"Once home of the brave, now just home of the afraid."

[billyoc]

5. Abra-Ka-Diebold! n/t

[Philostopher]

6. I voted ...

but all I got was this (fill in the blank).

I don't know how scatological/ugly you want to get, but I've seen this on shirts at CafePress, I think it's a good one.

[Cadence]

7. My brain is tired but here's a couple more.

"Paper Trail. The cure for electile dysfunction."

"Right to vote + Verifiable vote = Democracy"

[tavalon]

17. For having had a tired brain, you did great-

you must be scary when your brain isn't tired. The Paper Trail one is now on a t-shirt being worn by a statue. If you've ever heard of "Waiting for the Interurban", a pretty famous sculpture here in Seattle, your phrase is helping to spread the meme about voter fraud. I'm getting the pictures developed tomorrow and if any of them came out well (crossing my fingers) I'll post them.

[MsConduct]

8. "Have you realized that if your vote didn't count, you don't count?"

Too Long?

[RagingInMiami]

9. how about

restore democracy: abolish black box voting

[autorank]

10. How about this 'autorank' original:

My signature line:

Corporate America controls the media and we get manufactured news.
Corporate America now controls the voting machines and we get manufactured elections.

http://www.blackboxvoting.org/

[Cadence]

11. I like that one. n/t

[tavalon]

12. As usual

You people rock. I'll be back later to report on what got used. Rushing to get this up.

[NoodleBoy]

13. Don't blame me, my vote wasn't counted.

[Robeson]

14. "Diebold - Where it Goes, Nobody Knows!"

[tuvor]

15. We're Not Being Led. We're Being Jerked Around!

Not necessarily related to BBV, but if you ever end up using it, send me a transfer!

[tavalon]

16. Thank you to everyone

We used the Paper Trail The Cure for Electile Dysfunction but many of these were great ideas. I knew I could count on all of you in a pinch. I'll write more in another post about our "Urban Renewal" project to protest the voter fraud.