Tsiyu
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Sat Nov-27-04 10:47 AM
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Okay, I couldn't resist.
but honestly, some days I ....oh, never mind.
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Sat Nov-27-04 10:48 AM
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Tsiyu
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Sat Nov-27-04 11:10 AM
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I have stolen Pat Robertson's Jeebus-channeling mojo and now I can cast out demons and handle snakes and drink poison, verily I sayeth unto youeth, shesemsmom
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Sat Nov-27-04 10:48 AM
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2. Took the oath, eh? n/t |
Tsiyu
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Sat Nov-27-04 11:08 AM
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so I never drink Gin.
It's used in all sorts of rituals in South America, and I'm too inept. I'll call up hordes of murderous Zombies or something....
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Sat Nov-27-04 10:51 AM
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3. bye, bye Miss American pie |
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I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride but something touched me deep inside, the day the music died...
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Tsiyu
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Sat Nov-27-04 11:06 AM
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How in the HELL did things get so complicated?
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Sat Nov-27-04 11:19 AM
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Sat Nov-27-04 11:26 AM
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8. It was Caesar's fault? |
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Sat Nov-27-04 11:29 AM
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Serously, this must stop now!
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Tsiyu
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Sat Nov-27-04 11:33 AM
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11. Hell Hath No Fury like a Virgin scorned! |
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Or "A Virgin moved is like a fountain troubled...."
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Sat Nov-27-04 02:53 PM
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Sat Nov-27-04 04:43 PM
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18. When you say goodbye, oh |
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That'll be the day, when you make me cry, oh
Ya say ya wanna leave, well, Ya know itsa lie, no?
that'll be the day-ay-ay....when i die!
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Sat Nov-27-04 11:33 AM
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10. Me too! It's truly a miracle. Like the Virgin Mary appearing on toast. |
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Now if I can only convince my hubby, that I need to stay pure. If I don't the rethugs will burn an S on me. :scared:
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Tsiyu
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Sat Nov-27-04 11:36 AM
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12. But if you are pure, I sayeth |
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you become a Puritan, and that iseth no fun.
Buy thou devoted spouse a Marital Aide Manual at Ye Olde Sex Shoppe.
Pepper32, do you think we bear the next Messiahs?
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
:silly:
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Sat Nov-27-04 02:50 PM
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Two Messiahs? :o Shhh, do not let the rethugs hear you speaketh that way.
Now I must go order my chastity belt, as my hubby is not being understanding of my new found pureness. O8) ROFL
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Sat Nov-27-04 04:40 PM
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16. Ah, a Pox on His Viagra! |
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Sat Nov-27-04 12:23 PM
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That's not a condition you should tolerate much longer. :o
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Sat Nov-27-04 04:41 PM
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17. But Zombie, thou wouldst only |
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break my Virginal heart...
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Sat Nov-27-04 05:14 PM
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you meet the qualifications to join the priesthood. Father Buddyhollysghost was a good ring to it.
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