I've decided to come out as a hard core rapper...

[Heyo]

.. a lot of people seem to be raking in the dough doing that, so I think that's what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna go straight up gangsta...

My rap name will be "White Chocolate"...

I'm 6" and 140 lbs with red hair.. so you know my street cred in the hood can't be faded, homie.

I feel sorry for all the MC's that will come after me, I got my game on tight, yo. By this time next year, I'll be stackin' chips like Pringles.

:dunce:

Heyo

[miss_kitty]

1. get a black hoodie

:D that'll pump up the street cred, man

[YDogg]

2. Suddenly ...

... I feel short for my weight.

[msgadget]

3. You're 6"....tall?

:crazy:

[Heyo]

7. Oh um...

.... yeah.. um... 6' tall.

That's *feet* :)

Hey now, don't make me have to bust a cap clean off in that ass, now, G. B-)

:toast:

Heyo

[msgadget]

12. Good, now you've got the requisite height and attitude!

:toast:

Still, I'm thinkin' you should also be able to run...fast.

[Heyo]

14. Right on...

:)

I can run pretty fast....

see that?!

Boom! I just left and came back.

Uhp! See that?

I just did it again... down the block and back, so quick you didn't even see it, did you?

:evilgrin:

Heyo

[miss_kitty]

15. that happened in Spinal Tap

comedy gold

:D

[KMG]

4. Remember us little people

when you strike it rich...I have red hair too...

[Heyo]

9. Word...!!

...you can be in my come-up posse..

Like D-12!!!

:bounce:

I'm so excited.

Heyo

[KMG]

13. I actually thought

there was room at the top for me...I would make a good manager...I used to manage a restaurant, does that count?

[Heyo]

17. Don't sweat it home slice...

....I'll bump you up to the top eschelon, if that's what you want.

Pretty soon you'll have a platinum diamond encrusted spinning medalion of your very own around your neck.

I gotcha back, home-fries..

Just peep my stee-lo first, home-equity, and see how it's done. Then you follow right after.

B-)

Heyo

[DS1]

18. You said home slice

No self-respecting gangsta would ever say home slice, nigga.

[Heyo]

21. Yeah, but....

.... see I gotta bring my own vibe into the mix.

See you're supposed to rap about what you know...

For me that's pimpin, slappin' hos, stealing cars, slanging yayo, and duckin' the po-lice... and eatin' government cheese the whole time, tryin' to get my moms up out the hood.

Home slice is just part of my ghetto fabulous vernacular...

:dunce:

Heyo

(Okay, okay!.. I live in the suburbs and work in a cubicle!.. stop hitting me! :cry:)

[DS1]

22. I rap what I know, this reminds me of someone

http://www.illmitch.com/

[davidinalameda]

5. there's some basketball player that uses the name

White Chocolate

how about Peach Melba instead?

:bounce:

[flvegan]

6. Can I be your DJ?

I'm 5'11" and 215 (well proportioned) and I can go "yeah, yeah, yeah" really well. My influences are The Beasties (and MixMaster Mike) and Eminem.

So put your hands in the air
And wave 'em like you just don't care
With Bush in the White House there
Remove him like hair via Nair..

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

8. Jus as long as you don't harsh on my mellow

you gon be pimpin?

[Heyo]

11. maybe...

"you gon be pimpin?"

... I'll be either pimpin' or steady mobin'

Not 100 percent sure yet. :shrug:

I might even roll out from time to time.

Heyo

[Deja Q]

10. 6" tall? Well, thanks for the info but that's TMI as we don't know you!

:wow:

[Baja Margie]

16. Okay,

Do a little rap for us. Let's see if you can walk the walk.

[Heyo]

19. Um..

... my name is whitey and I'm here to say....

um....

yeah... um.... them girls look fly, but they don't gimme no play. (?)

um....

Okay, I got it...peep this..

"What?!... Okaaaaayeeeee!!! .. What?!.... Yeeeaahh!!.."

(Hey, it made Lil' John rich! :shrug:)

See? I got skills, home-loan...

:party:

Heyo

[derby378]

20. Er, uhm...

Are you sure you won't consider drum-and-bass instead?

[Heyo]

23. Right on...

J.B. is the intitials, gotta keep it
gotta keep it,
gotta keep it official,
rippin' up the game plan, set it off like a missile.
Business is intact, now we come back strapped
So if something go down, we rearrange,
we rearrange,
we rearrange contracts.
Coming right and exact.
To take your mental out the shack.
Dunk your cookie in my milk
And let it soak in my rap."

:toast:

Heyo