I am sick of that pussy-faced Toby Keith in commercials on my tv

[T Bone]

What is with this guy? He turns up three and four times a day on tv hawking Ford Trucks. Somebody call Ford and tell them I ain't buying anymore shit from them until they get that mush-mouthed pussy-face off my tv. Somebody call that pussy-faced Toby and tell him I would
never buy any of his so-called music.

This is another shill that calls himself a Democrat and then
goes whining on tv all the time about how he doesn't think entertainers have any authority to be speaking about politics? I know I have seen him doing that on the Today show.

Why the FUCK then does he think we would listen to him and take his advice on an ugly fucking truck to drive around in?

I can understand and believe that a no talent shitkicker like him wouldn't be riding around in anything but an ugly crappy assed truck. If he couldn't stand up and sing like a such girly man he would be driving around in an old, used rusty one like all his shitkicking
cousins in Oklahoma or wherever. And WHAT is with that funky little patch of hair he wears around his mouth? Where I come from we used to call that a shock absorber for a cock sucker, Toby. And where I come from only stupid fucking hicks drive trucks.

Go fuck yourself, Toby. You lame fucking corporate shill. Nobody buys your load of shit anymore.

[mitchum]

1. What do you expect from someone with a name like a chorus boy?

[tuvor]

2. OT But your subject line reminded me of this.

Years ago, Percy Faith played a concert in Tokyo. The orchestra was on stage. The conductor lifted his baton. A drum roll began as the horn players lifted their instruments in preparation. A Japanese "translator" announces over the PA system, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Pussy Face!". The horn players were all laughing so hard they couldn't play. The drum roll had to continue for quite a while.

http://www.engrish.com/fromyou/fromyou1999.php

[Mr. Blonde]

3. The majority of Oklahomans are registered Democrats

Just a sign of the change in the parties. And I realize that saying most everyone in Oklahoma drives trucks probably doesn't take away from your "only stupid fucking hicks drive trucks." statement, but I still take offense as I drive one. And actually think the new F-150s look pretty sweet.

Although I would rather have a Lincoln LS, those are better. Actually anything with a GPS which is like the best invention ever.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. It's tradition..

But it doesn't stop them from voting with the idiot conservatives.
Duckie

[Eyeball Kid]

4. And you know what else,

you New Country pissant? When you are indoors...

TAKE OFF THE FUCKING HAT!

[Swamp Rat]

5. Toby Keith is a little weenie coward, too afraid to go fight in Iraq.

Turn off the TV.

[norml]

6. Fuck Ford! FUTK!

No Fords for me. No TK either.

[The Zanti Regent]

7. Hey, don't insult my cat!

Kitty took a look at this and started hissing!

Kitty does NOT look like Toby Keith's ugly-ass draft dodgin face!