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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:01 AM
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THE Greatest Golfer EVER is......


http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2004/06/23/SPG1E7AD5V1.DTL

According to North Korea's government-controlled media, the "Great Leader'' shot five holes-in-one in his very first round and finished 38-under par.

The same media say Kim routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round (Ace is the place!).
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:04 AM
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1. Walter Hagen
.
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vinnievin777 Donating Member (735 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:05 AM
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2. Jimmy Jubes
and Tiger Woods

Vinnie Vin
http://www.vinnievin.com
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:06 AM
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3. No, heathen...
Our Leader George W. Bush is the greatest golfer, and also the greatest swimmer (much better than Idi Amin ever was), and, really, just the greatest athlete, period.

You should have known that! :spank:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:11 AM
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4. Oh Dear Leader a ONE? Didn't you......
:scared:

Please Dear Leader forgive him he is knew

What Dear Leader did you get on that hole?
Mmmmm a 1
Okay
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:12 AM
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5. After all, he is "Our Leader"
Edited on Mon Nov-29-04 09:14 AM by Richardo
...now watch this drive.

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Aiptasia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:14 AM
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6. yeah but that's putt-putt
it's not quite the same thing lil kim...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:18 AM
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8. Nope regulation par 72 course
Who knew the little guy with the bouffant and the lifts could hit it so well :shrug:

:eyes:
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President Jesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:18 AM
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7. is he also a puke? cuz all the American greats are...
full history of campaign donations of pro golfers:

http://www.newsmeat.com/celebrity_political_donations/hall_of_fame.php?#SPORTS-GOLF (click names)

Peter Jacobsen is the most disgusting, in my book.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:22 AM
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9. I don't know Arnie and Crenshaw are pretty bad
Arnie gave to Pete Coors for crying out loud and Ben Crenshaw gave to the "box turtle" man John Cronyn.
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President Jesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:33 AM
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12. but Jacobsen gave to Quayle for President!
it just does not get any more freeptarded than that.

At least Coors is anti-death penalty and not a gay-baiter.

I will agree that Crenshaw is a vile puke.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:22 AM
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10. so, they have FOX News in N. Korea too!
lucky devils
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:27 AM
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11. Are you kidding? That was the initial affiliate
They worked out the bugs there before bringing it over here.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:59 AM
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13. Here's the Greatest...........



Cinderella Story...................IT'S IN THE HOLE..........
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