When *I* Am President, We'll Have A Huge.........

[matcom]

FAKE XMAS TREE!

:P

[VelmaD]

1. Oh oh oh...can it be...

one of those metallic silver ones that were so popular back in the 70s? :)

[RubyDuby in GA]

2. With the color wheel??

Oh yeah.......

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. What is this "color wheel" you speak of?

:dunce:

[bleedingheart]

9. is that the color wheel that you put at the base to shine all kinds

of colors on it????

[Ima]

3. I have

a beautiful one from the 60's , light wheel and all.

[azoth]

4. omg my mother would freak out.

She speaks so longingly of her white tree with the color wheel.

I, myself, do not remember it. But I've seen the photos. :)

[Ima]

10. What happened

I had my house decorated and the tree finished. A week later I go in a thrift store run by seniors. They had the tree set up, and for sale. I said I wanted it, they brought out the original box with paper work. I took the whole thing down myself, because, the branches have to be put away in individual paper sleeves, very carefully or they are ruined.


I then asked if they had the light wheel, a lady found it for me.
I stopped on the way home and got a new bulb for it.


I went in the house and proceeded to take down my week old tree. S/O goes WTF? I then put up my silver tree. People compliment the tree as S/O has to tell them all, the tree I had up last week was nice too. I just couldn't wait a year to use it.

[XNASA]

5. I thought you were going to say,"........Huge.......Fake......

....Orgasm."

But a tree sounds much better.

[VelmaD]

8. yes...Yes...YES...

YES!!!!!

:smoke:

[Placebo]

6. Does that mean we get fake presents?

:scared:

[THUNDER HANDS]

11. I beat you, when I'm president we're having a fake Menorah

with little light bulbs you twist, just like the ancient Hebrews had.

[no name no slogan]

12. Aw damn, I was hoping for a FESTIVUS POLE (n/t)