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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 04:56 PM
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Poll question: Heavyweights:Santa vs. Buddha
Who wins?
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 04:59 PM
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1. Buddha wins.
Now, if you had said SANTO vs. Buddha, that might be a different story.

(As in Santo the mighty masked wrestler from Mexico.)
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 05:08 PM
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2. Santa
Buddha is a wimp
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 05:11 PM
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3. Santa is all-powerful and unconquerable
and will kick the ass of the corpulent one any day of the week. You think Santa still looks like the Nash cartoons? Puleeze! Father Christmas will whup you into your place with one swipe of his staff...
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 05:12 PM
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4. YUCK! The Buddha pic didn't come up completely and this is what I got.
Edited on Mon Nov-29-04 05:19 PM by LostInAnomie
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 05:14 PM
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6. It's only yucky if
you have a filthy mind... and don't like toes to be confused with penises... Hey, yuck!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 05:14 PM
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7. HAHAHA
Dirty little mind you have there. :thumbsup:
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 05:13 PM
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5. except the Rupa you show is not a Buddha, it is a Bodhisattva called
Hotai.. the patron saint of travelers and small children... actually a historical Monk from China.
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UdoKier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 05:15 PM
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8. Santa. The Buddha (Siddartha) was not actually fat.
Edited on Mon Nov-29-04 05:15 PM by UdoKier
nt
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teach1st Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 05:16 PM
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9. Santa is simply wintertime Jesus...
...and everybody knows that Jesus can whup anybody, especially some liberal do-gooder hippie like Buddah.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 05:17 PM
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10. That leads me to the second poll
Link to come.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 05:20 PM
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12. LINK
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2104675
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 05:21 PM
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13. Santa would beat Jesus's ass too!
Jesus would be like "Please my son, quit punching me in the balls." and Santa would have none of it. He would keep on punching those nuts.
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 05:20 PM
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11. First: wrong Buddha


Second: ^^^^This fellow (Siddhartha Gautama, the "first" Buddha) could probably at least outrun him or something

What's more, Gautama doesn't have his DONG sticking out
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 05:25 PM
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14. You gotta be kidding: it's so clear! Santa rules!
Come on! How many presents does Buddha bring you on Xmas Eve?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 05:28 PM
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15. We don't have a chimney
and we don't put tags onthe gifts so it is hard to say :bounce:
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