DU Ladies - I'm Offering FREE Brazilian Waxes! LINE UP HERE!

matcom

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:28 PM
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DU Ladies - I'm Offering FREE Brazilian Waxes! LINE UP HERE!

Edited on Mon Nov-29-04 05:28 PM by matcom

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Placebo

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:28 PM
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1. I'm a DU Man...

can I still get one? :bounce:

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Worst Username Ever

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:28 PM
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2. *stands silently in corner to watch*

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Ima

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:29 PM
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3. I 'm behind you.

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da_chimperor

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:29 PM
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4. You actually want to watch people have hair forcibly ripped from their

bodies! Yikes! :scared:

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NC_Nurse

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:31 PM
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5. HAHAHAHAHA!

Edited on Mon Nov-29-04 05:31 PM by NC_Nurse

I've had men scream when I pulled the tape off their IV.

Ladies, do you think MEN would ever put themselves through this sort of torture for US?

No way, baby! :D

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yvr girl

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:33 PM
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13. Not true

I know someone who waxes for a living, and she has clients of both genders.

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Kathy in Cambridge

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:35 PM
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14. But the majority are women and gay men

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:37 PM
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16. Sometimes men wax their backs.

:shrug:

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Feathered Fish

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:31 PM
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6. Don't come any closer

matcom - not one step.

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matcom

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:32 PM
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9. but i have DUCT TAPE!

it is meant to PROTECT you! really!

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Feathered Fish

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:33 PM
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11. AGHHHHH!

:spank:

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mwdem

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Mon Nov-29-04 06:08 PM
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22. Is that in that "2 Billion Uses for Duct Tape" book?

...inquiring minds, you know...

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:31 PM
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7. HEY! Only BRAZILIANS are qualified to apply Brazilian Waxes (d'oh)!

Pay no attention to this IMPOSTER, ladies!

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plcdude

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:31 PM
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8. So this could

get rid of Bush completely sounds good.

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Bunny

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:32 PM
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10. What's the upside?

I mean, what's in it for me?? :D

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Richardo

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:33 PM
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12. Admiring glances?

:evilgrin:

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Bunny

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:36 PM
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15. ***snarf***

Glances, maybe. Admiring? That's a whole 'nother issue!!! :D

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Ramsey

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Mon Nov-29-04 05:59 PM
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17. Ouch!

Hot wax on the bikini area- very bad idea. Very painful!

There are nice cool creams for that very purpose. Silly boy.

:loveya:

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matcom

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Mon Nov-29-04 06:00 PM
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18. got some in my mouth as we speak

be right over :*

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Ramsey

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Mon Nov-29-04 06:05 PM
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19. Oooooo!

You're about to get locked, you bad boy. :evilgrin:

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matcom

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Mon Nov-29-04 06:06 PM
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20. gotta be bad to be good

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm creme

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

:evilgrin:

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Mon Nov-29-04 06:06 PM
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21. FREE?

Edited on Mon Nov-29-04 06:07 PM by Moonbeam_Starlight

I can afford free. Where should I lie down?

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