Where do babies come from?

[UpsideDownFlag]

:shrug:

[matcom]

1. Space

that is the ONLY explanation

[Ima]

2. the stork

[BlueJazz]

6. You Idiot!...They came from a cabbage patch.

If you're going to post here, at least get the facts straight. :)

[Ima]

12. I can prove it!

[BlueJazz]

14. Damn!...You mean..all...these years I thought ....but my Grandmother..

...told me....
That dirty liar.
...and after all the times I ate her shitty cookies. "Oh Grandmother, they're delicious"
The next time I see her, she pay and she'll pay dearly!

Thanks for setting me straight, Ima..

[Ima]

20. Oh take it easy on Granny

She just didn't want you to know the facts of life, and grow up to fast.


"shitty cookies".....Gulp:puke: ...Are you saying, those little dark things weren't raisins? :)

[Midlodemocrat]

3. More importantly, can they be sent back?

[bloodyjack]

4. French kissing!

So don't do it until you're sure you want to spend your life with this person

[UpsideDownFlag]

10. that's what my mom told me.

:scared:

[NC_Nurse]

5. Somewhere between the last cocktail and the

morning after...

Just kidding, I have 3 darlin' children...not ALL accidents!

[Liberal Veteran]

7. According to my abstinence friendly sex-ed class...

Babies magically appear sometime after some act takes place between a husband and a wife (I think maybe it has something to do with the marriage license casting a spell on the woman or something) and 9 months later they look under a cabbage leaf and pick up the baby.

It's all very confusing.

[matcom]

8. Gay Marriage

THAT is why it should be OUTLAWED! </sarcasm>

[bloodyjack]

9. The frozen food section

thats right I WENT THERE

[Anakin Skywalker]

11. Be Like The Reverend Lou Sheldon

and make a hole with one hand and stick out a finger with the other. Then put the finger through the hole. This is how the Reverend Lou explains sex.

[Left Is Write]

13. According to my daughter, they come from the doctor.

"You go to the doctor, and he puts a baby in your tummy, and then you go to the hospital so he can get it out again."

[qnr]

15. A gamete? n/t

[CornField]

16. The 4-yr-old no longer cares how they got in there

She's much more concerned about how they come out. After enlisting the help of the internet to show her how the vagina connects to the uterus and trying to explain that muscles push the baby out... she's terrified of the whole process. Not to mention she'd already decided there was absolutely no way she was going to clean a poopy diaper or feed a baby from her nipples.

[FuzzySlippers]

18. You're traumatizing that poor child!

You should have told her the stork or the cabbage patch thing. Geez.

[fleabert]

23. there's lots of videos available to help your little one...

I attended a home birth with all the siblings attending, youngest was 2 and oldest was 11. they had a great time, the 4yo announced the gender for everyone. Kids can and do handle the reality of birth quite well. email or pm me if you would like some help finding the videos. Congrats on your pregnancy!

[Endangered Specie]

17. From smokin too much mmaaarriiijjuaaanaaaaaaaa

according to the campus preacher.

[RPM]

19. your butt

oh - thats poop, never mind

[Seabiscuit]

21. From doin' the hokey pokey

You put your right foot in...

[Eyeball Kid]

22. Iowa.

Great fields of 'em, far as they eye can see...

[LDS Jock]

24. wal-mart

everything comes from wal-mart. and oh yeah, they are made in china and just sold in wal-mart