I need to procreate. Ask me anything!

[short bus president]

:D

[Liberal Veteran]

How long does your mitosis generally take?

:)

[short bus president]

13. Hey! You leave her outta this!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

Can't help ya there, buddy!

:P

[short bus president]

15. Erm...

just for you, babydoll, we can adopt. :loveya:

:P

[GOPisEvil]

20. No donkeys.

We don't want el burro to get jealous.

[JohnKleeb]

1. its simple people say

you find someone and you umm eh.

[short bus president]

16. but

whaddaya do with the speedos?

:P

[JohnKleeb]

23. eww speedos

god man.

[miss_kitty]

2. it's a lizard brain thingy

you don't really NEED to, do you?

[short bus president]

17. Heh. I have a coupla brain thingies, and neither of 'em are lizards.

And yes - I definitely need to. I've only recently been informed that every sperm is sacred!

[miss_kitty]

29. are you saying one of them's a

snake?

:7

[matcom]

3. WEAR A CONDOM!!!!

what? you think we are FREEPERS?

PROTECT THY WILLY BASTARD!!!

[yvr girl]

21. I don't think wearing a condom is the best way to procreate

I don't have one of them condom wearing things, but I do recall some mention of the effect of them being suited up.

[short bus president]

22. I dunno WHAT you're talking about, dude.

I just fill the donation vials one at a time, like everyone else.

;-)

[yvr girl]

25. fill them up

to the very top. wow.

[McKenzie]

4. walking and cycling are excellent forms of...

...procreation...

[FuzzySlippers]

14. Is that how you do it in Scotland?

You must have a very low birth rate.:P

[short bus president]

24. You do know that jokes about Scots and sexuality are, by their very nature

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, right?

;-)

[McKenzie]

26. that's right. we Scotsmen are shrinking violets

and get all weepy if anyone suggests we are less than manly (voice lowers three octaves) Besides if your men wore a kilt with nae knickers there'd be a lot less of you lot. It gets damned cold over here.

[JimmyJazz]

5. How long have you felt this need? Is your biological clock ticking?

[miss_kitty]

6. It's an ask me anything thread and he's not answering

Is this a wind-up?

[FuzzySlippers]

7. Maybe he's already off procreating.

[JohnKleeb]

8. what I was gonna say

[JimmyJazz]

9. lol - well, the three of us are here, so who does that leave?

don't answer that! :P

[miss_kitty]

12. what I was gonna say

thanks kleeb. copy and paste. :P

[miss_kitty]

28. ooooooooohhhh! he's playin with the

Scotsman who has no trews! What's THAT about? Is our SBP keeping a secret? :7

[Sporadicus]

10. Spend a Day With My Teenage Son

You'll be cured of procreational urges for life!

[mwdem]

11. Uhmmm, where the hell are you?

You're not answering questions...so are you kinda busy right now?

[lumberingbear]

18. It's been over 3 minutes....

he should be done by now!!!

[FuzzySlippers]

19. LMAO

:o

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Don't do it. You will regret it.