Using the wisdom of Bono, I will answer all your questions.

[tjdee]

Listening to the new cd and STILL putting off homework...
Got a problem with a lover? Wish you had one?
Troubled? Confused?

Let me help Bono help you...

And if you can't help yourself
Well, take a look around you
When others need your time
You say it's time to go - it's your time.

[WindRavenX]

1. Bono, will I get good grades this semester?

:crazy:
(btw, HTDaAB rocks my socks)

[tjdee]

3. There is no failure here sweetheart, just when you quit....

[arcos]

4. I read "will I get good grass this semester?"...

haha

[tjdee]

7. And he would say "I'm not giving up on a miracle drug"......

[salin]

2. Where in the world

is Waldo?

[tjdee]

5. You know he got the cure, you know he went astray...

Used to stay awake to drive the dreams he had away...

[salin]

6. impressive

:thumbsup:

[elperromagico]

8. First: Where's my money?

[elperromagico]

9. Second: What comes after "tres" in the Spanish numerical alphabet?

[tjdee]

12. You're looking for explanations, I don't even understand.

[tjdee]

11. Seen them bright and shiny things, bright and shiny things

The temperature is rising
The fever white hot
Mister I ain't got nothing
But it's more than you've got

[bloodyjack]

10. What makes the grass grow?

[tjdee]

13. Don't ask, don't try to make sense...

that was a toughie!

[AntiCoup2K4]

21. The same stuff that runs from the river to the sea

on One Tree Hill....

[tjdee]

23. good one, thanks!

:)

[progmom]

14. Bono, why is my throat all swollen and scratchy?

:nopity:

[progmom]

15. I did it - I killed yet another healthy, thriving thread.

:spank:

[tjdee]

17. The words are sticking in my throat...Peace on Earth...

Sorry, LOL. Bono had to help me get the kid to bed--but he feels that your throat is swollen and itchy because your commie pinko liberal ideas are sticking in your throat trying to get out.

:)

[Amaya]

16. Bono, what is the meaning of life?

[tjdee]

19. You got to give it away, you got to give it away

She knows what it's worth
She's living like it's the last night on earth.

[malmapus]

18. Bono will I finally land a job up north in Washington so I can move?

Badly needing to get up to Seattle now :D

[tjdee]

20. In a little while, this hurt will hurt no more.

In a little while, you'll be home.
:)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

22. Is it good?

Should I "buy" it?
Duckie

[tjdee]

27. It's even better than the real thing.

:)

[StopTheMorans]

24. why did you steal your bassist from CCR Bono?

:evilgrin:

[tjdee]

25. When I feel myself going down...I just call, and he comes around....

I have a brother
When I'm a brother in need
I spend my whole time running
He spends his running after me

When I feel myself going down
I just call and he comes around
But for the first time
I feel love

[StopTheMorans]

26. Bono, do you have a thing for Adam? Is that what you're saying?

there's nothing wrong with that; I just thought that you and Allie were, you know, married and exclusive now and all that stuff:)

[tjdee]

28. Well, Adam *was* his best man....

He loves him like a brother and stuff....I think!

[StopTheMorans]

30. well, i love my brothers, but not like that

:)

[Placebo]

29. Bono can go to hell.

I don't need his wisdom!

How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb = WORST. U2. ALBUM. EVER.

Long title, short life.

And I am a huge U2 fan! It pisses me off to know that they have become so boring and ordinary. :grr:

[tjdee]

36. I'm losing you.....I'm losing you....ain't love the sweetest thing!

[KurtNYC]

31. Bono, Can I have some money for God?

[tjdee]

35. Mister, I ain't got nothin...but it's more than you got.

[bettyellen]

32. can i please have this for xmas...

[tjdee]

33. I'll give you everything you want...except the thing you want....

[bettyellen]

34. okay, then i reallly don't want him. so just wrap up his fine ass.....

and i will wait for the pkg!

[tjdee]

37. You just can't get enough of that lovey dovey stuff!

Gael is quite attractive, btw.

[bettyellen]

38. just saw motocycle diaries ... i can't believe he's such a good actor too.

so, yeah i'm a little obsessed. i think he's going to be in 90% of my posts. He can hang with me as long as I'm in the 700 club.

[Phentex]

39. When will it snow here?

[tjdee]

40. All is quiet on New Year's Day....a world in white...gets underway....

Uh...that means snow.

Honest.
:)

[Blue State Blues]

41. Bono, what should I give my family for Christmas?

I've been shopping and shopping, but I still haven't found what I'm looking for.