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Mon Nov-29-04 11:35 PM
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DU and the bottle aren't enough anymore! |
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I needs me a woman. Or maybe another cat. Should I make this into a poll?
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:36 PM
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1. How many cats do you already have? n/t |
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:39 PM
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2. I have a spouse, 2 cats |
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and a bottle of whiskey. All is well in Shrubby's Hell.
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:40 PM
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WMliberal
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:39 PM
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James, George, and Elsie. James is a bitch-cat of a tabby. George is a skitterish grey. Elsie is a FAT tuxedo.
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:42 PM
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fat cats are the best! so loveable and cuddly!
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:45 PM
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8. aye, but she's grown sullen in her later years |
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She growls at the other kitties whenever they walk by. She gets beat up daily. I don't know how she can be nothing but a fat love ball to the humans, but an ornery bitch to the other sweet kitties.
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:50 PM
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10. she wants all the attention of course! |
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kitties are very jealeous creatures. I have an old old old cat, who hates it when we smother the other cats with attention. he's cranky, not so much now, his mind is going going going, almost completely gone, he forgets where he is most of the time
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:50 PM
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After that, a single-malt whisky pretty much takes care of everything else. :D
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:05 AM
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18. i love the single malt |
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but I make $6.50 an hour. I can barely afford blended scotch...
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:15 AM
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23. My dream is to someday be able to afford a single malt that's older than I |
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am. More difficult to swing with each passing year :D
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:18 AM
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25. i know the feeling... |
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earning 6.50 after graduating from a GOOD college... makes me wonder if I'll ever get a Johnny Blue before I'M 60.
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:23 AM
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26. Unemployed for more than two years... |
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Edited on Tue Nov-30-04 01:14 AM by kedrys
...doing okay freelancing, but damn. Spousal unit's support cannot be sufficiently praised.
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:54 PM
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14. What is it about the gray gene and the skittish gene... |
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...being linked together? Our Socrates is grey and white, and very skittish, and one of the outdoor cats (Odin) is grey and white with some serious speeding problems.
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:57 PM
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our orange and white cat is skittish, the gray/white one as mellow and sweet as pumpkin pie. of course it's not just the color, it's the kind of cat that you got
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:06 AM
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19. Sometimes Socrates freaks out... |
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...he's been violently allergic to the doorbell ever since the triplet's first birthday party - he dug himself under the covers and stayed there all night - and will fly down the stairs at warp 12 to hide in my office when the bell rings. Two and a half years later, no less.
However, he also sleeps flat on his back, going against a bazillion years of evolution to hone his situational awareness :) It's kinda cool to have a cat feel that safe in your house.
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:11 AM
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21. sounds like a monster cat |
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that's what Aussie (pronounced ozzy) is, a monster cat, big ears, big feet and big tail, and freaks out at people coming in, or new bed things or a person opening a drawer too loud. and yes he too sleeps on his back sometimes, the cute little guber
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:14 AM
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22. Socrates weighs 18 lbs and change... |
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...and his doctor swears he's not fat. He's two feet long (without the tail), and he used to be the size of his head. We rescued him and his brother and sister when they were about 5-6 weeks old, and they've been with us ever since.
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:17 AM
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24. 18? hah. elsie mocks your kitty. |
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elsie is 20 and a half pounds. she is a bowling ball with legs. and she's a sweetie to me!
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:25 AM
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Great big cats are so cool. Socrates' brother weighs almost 18 lbs, and their sister rings in at about 9. Their cousin weighs about 12, and the oldest tips the scales at just short of 15.
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:44 PM
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6. maybe a puppy? or a drink, wanna nice shot of powers? |
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couple of cubes, dribble of water? Liquid butterscotch! Well, I convinced myself!
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:45 PM
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:48 PM
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:03 AM
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a new drug!!!!!! how does it combine with alcohol? From how the first lady deals with it, I'd guess it works great.
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:50 PM
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12. Woman? Cat? arent those technically a pursuit of the same thing? |
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Mon Nov-29-04 11:51 PM
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13. It's a lot easier to herd cats... n/t |
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:04 AM
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17. oh yeah, have you ever been to a sorority house |
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:08 AM
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Nope, can't say that I have... :D
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