My fucking god...

[TheMightyFavog]

It's 1:15 in the fucking morning, and there are four other people in my dorm room playing Donkey Konga with my roomate. There's no way I'll be able to sleep through this.

I want to fucking sleep. I have a broadcasting exam at 8:00 tomorrow morning.

If I had the balls, I'd kick eveybody out.

Ugh, this is a dorm room not a fucking nightclub!

I can't wait to get my new roomate next semester. :mad:

[Book Lover]

1. Would your roommate respond to a gentle hand on the shoulder

and a calm statement of fact, "I have an 8 am test; can you guys take this into someone else's room?" ?

Good luck tomorrow.

[TheMightyFavog]

2. I don't think so.

There's a reason, he refers to this room as "da club".

[Book Lover]

4. Oh, I'm sorry

I went to a commuter college, so I don;t have any real-life experience to offer. I can only offer two suggestions: Kill the power to the room, or pretend to start vomiting in their general direction...

[realisticphish]

3. just stand near them

and slowly start removing your clothes...they'll leave pretty damn quick :silly:

:hippie: The Incorrigibel Democrat

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. Hmmmm, how do they feel about, oh, flatulance?

give 'em an airburst.

[TheMightyFavog]

6. I'm spent.

There's no gas to pass.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. Damn... that always was my last defense against shit like this

Well. Time to go nuclear... go outside, find dog shit, wrap it, come back in and strategically place it on their side of the room.

Go.

Seek.

Good luck, my brave son.

[yellowdogintexas]

7. go to the room of one of the other dudes, dude

That is what my roomie and I used to do if one of us needed to sleep early and the other had company that wanted to talk. We just did a switcheroo.

Or we would go down to the lounge and hit the sofa.

[TheMightyFavog]

9. They don't like poeple sleeping in in the lounge.

Besides, I think I'm coming down with something. I don't want to be spreading it.

[FM Arouet666]

10. I recall your pain

I remember an occasion where I returned to my quarters on Sunday evening, when I was a U.S. Marine. Back when I was a brain washed nitwit, but I digress, and my experience is similar. Anyway, I had to get up at 0530 for inspection and my dimwitted roommate was partying with friends. I choose to put a pillow on my head and try to sleep. Unfortunately, they continued to pickle their few remaining brain cells. When the party broke up, one young female remained to engage in a rather loud mating ritual, this with two other people in the room trying to sleep. The only thing about this horrible night which is memorable is when my moronic roommate responded to this young womens question about "how we could be doing this with two roommates listening in" and he said perhaps they could join in. She knocked him out of the upper bunk and stormed out of the room using some very interesting permutations of the F### word. My poor roommate went to sickbay with a concussion and I got a few hours of blissful slumber. I hope you are as lucky. Sweet dreams and good luck on your test....:evilgrin:

[Endangered Specie]

11. Im sure this isnt something that a pair of scissors can't handle

;)

<serious>

Talk to him, briefly, then talk to the RA, if that dont work, take it higher (parents involved never hurts either).

[L.A.dweller]

12. Why in the hell were dorms created?

Placing 3-5 people together based on
5 questions you might have
bubbled in b4 you moved there
is just wrong.

I had crappy dorm days too in fresh
year. The girls just didn't want to
study. Some dropped out and I haven't
heard of them since.

[Liberty Belle]

13. revenge is sweet.

My nextdoor neighbors in the dorm kept me up all night with their partying, the night before mid-terms. Next day my roommates and I snuck into their unlocked room and hid a bunch of borrowed alarm clocks everywhere--set to go off every 15 minutes, all night long.

They got the message--loud and clear!

[Technowitch]

14. Grow those Huevos, man, and kick them out. Tell 'em why, as you do it.

Seriously. Do it.

You'll thank yourself tomorrow.

Technowitch
...remembering college from the nigh side of 41...