Tune in to "Groper and Doper"-the new unreality show!

[floridaguy]

A:Hi, mistuh prezident
GW:Hey Arnuld, how you doing
A:Good, can you believe they elected me.
GW:Not really, yeah what's a couple dozen harassment incidents? heck, I was the first convicted criminal to get elected.
A: Yeh, Dat's incredibul
GW:Yeh, theze darn merican voters are purty stupid huh?
A:Yeh, the ones the churches haven't brainwashed, we just buy 'em
GW: now, we might have to change that rule book to get you to be prezident
A: you mean duh constitushion
GW: whatever itz called
A:but maria said i can't be prez
GW: now you don't really listen to a woman do ya? heck, we figured she's just a fair weather fan and wanted to be on the winning team
(more scenes from Groper and Doper to come!)