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Tue Nov-30-04 11:59 AM
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Who the hell eats a candy bar on the crapper? |
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Someone just did here at work. Why not drag a bowl of soup in there while you're at it? Anyone else find this kinda gross?
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:00 PM
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1. I agree; candy bar must find it difficult to figure out whether it's |
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:04 PM
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7. Talk about sending your olfactory system mixed messages! |
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:02 PM
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4. I've heard someone talking on her cell phone in the stall next to mine |
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Eating while you are crapping is even more disgusting. YUCK :puke:
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:05 PM
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9. Her listener must be startled to hear the FLUSSSH |
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:02 PM
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My husband does this though...He'll take a cigarette, ashtray, and snacks and a drink. Ick! Ick! Ick!
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:05 PM
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11. Wow...does he make a day trip of it? |
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I'm sorry, but it doesn't take me that long to do what I need to do
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Tue Nov-30-04 01:01 PM
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27. hahahah... some people treat it like a camping trip. |
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They act as if they'll be there for days - reading materials, extra food - I'm surprised they don't take a Coleman stove with them.
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:03 PM
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6. I was always taught that eating on the toilet was disgusting... |
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I am phobic about that...won't even let my kids in the bathroom if they are even chewing something...
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:04 PM
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8. For some chocolate is binding |
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Perhaps there was a problem better not discussed.
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:05 PM
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10. The person was "bipolar"--working both ends of alimentary tract |
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at the same time.
Sort of like cows in an old milking barn. Indeed in business one might conclude the suspect is a cow-orker
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:07 PM
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That's hilarious. :7 :puke:
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:13 PM
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16. I had a roommate once |
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who used to sit on the toilet while talking on the phone on one of those "singles chat lines". He would stay there for up to 30 minutes at a time, describing how he looks like, telling the girls what he does for fun, asking questions about them. Sometimes he would fart. It was disgusting yet funny at the same time. It was his own cell phone. He actually even went out on a few dates with them.
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:18 PM
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no, no way. No eating in the bathroom EVER.
Ick.
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:24 PM
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19. are you sure it was a candy bar? |
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Funny story--tampon alert, though: my friend had to take her small son in the bathroom with her while shopping, so she could change her tampon. She stood her son outside the stall, strictly instructed him to keep his eyes on the floor and to not say a word.
The the crackle of the tampon wrapper.....her son couldn't stay silent any more: "MOM!?!" "Are you eating a candy bar in there?!?"
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Tue Nov-30-04 01:12 PM
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28. They left the wrapper in there! |
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Total pig, whoever it was.
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:47 PM
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20. Things you don't want to hear coming from the stall next to you: |
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Edited on Tue Nov-30-04 12:48 PM by shawcomm
mmmmmmm... nougat!
where the hell did these peanuts come from?!
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:51 PM
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damn, it's making my hands all sticky.
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Tue Nov-30-04 01:22 PM
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Oh boy, this thing is chewy!
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:48 PM
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21. Why not just cut out the middle man and just flush the thing? |
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Tue Nov-30-04 12:57 PM
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24. They hang people in Texas for that. |
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Tue Nov-30-04 01:14 PM
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29. Ah the circle of life! |
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Tue Nov-30-04 01:17 PM
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30. The same people who expect a |
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mother to breastfeed her baby there?
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Tue Nov-30-04 01:37 PM
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I think he had a box of jelly donuts next to him when he keeled over.
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