Okay it is officially BUG ME day

[underpants]

Good Lord what the hell is going on.

I usually have NO ONE coming into my office or calling me (save for two maybe three people) but today has been nothing but phone calls and "Where is this""Can I get THIS report?""Where is the audit?" "Is my check ready?"

Oh we need to cut a single check before the normal run....oh and I have another one to run (JUST after I finished the big run)...oh -from my boss-I have a check I need today....

All stinking day. I just finished ridding myself of one problem and she calls me back to tell me that she will call me back later-gee thanks.

Whew! Just fended off an e-mail that I don't need. They are EVERYWHERE WE ARE SURROUNDED.

Can I just shut my door and keep the villagers away?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. Your wish is my command

int i, underpants< 10 >

for( i = 1; i <= 10; i++ ) {
    underpants< i > = i;
}

[StopTheMorans]

2. where the hell is my bonus UNDERPANTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[underpants]

4. SsssssssssLAM

Door shuts.


Okay I was just about to cut three more checks and now I have to wait for a FOURTH!!

This has to end. I'm not used to this kind of WORK!!

[rkc3]

3. Don't forget my coffee.

[underpants]

5. Oh I forgot not being able to find someone on the phone listing

I ended up having to go to our phone system person NO ONE COULD FIND HER NAME AND NUMBER

ON EDIT-I hope you want it on your LAP!!!

[rkc3]

17. I'll take in on my lap, but I prefer my dances there.

If you get a free minute, I'll be here until 5:30.

(With a name like underpants, one could be led to believe you've given a lap dance or two somewhere along the way.)

[terrya]

6. Is my check ready?

:-)

[underpants]

11. NO CHECK FOR YOU!

Come back TWO DAYS!

[terrya]

20. This is what happens when I'm pushy.

The Check Nazi yells at me! "sniff"

[Droopy]

7. Uh, sorry to bother you, underpants, but

One of the toilets in the mens room is leaking water. Do you mind getting the janitor and a plumber to take care of it. Thanks so much.

[underpants]

10. Did someone put a candy bar in there AGAIN?

From a thread earlier

[redqueen]

8. That's my job EVERY day!

Ain't it great?

[underpants]

9. If it was everyday I would get used to it

Now I have to go run some more checks.

[redqueen]

12. True

With me it's invoices.

[underpants]

15. My co-worker does that

she constantly has people hounding her.

Ooops phone gotta go

[underpants]

19. Honest to GOD that was my co-worker

She wanted to know if the checks were ready.

GOOD GOD get me out of here!!!!!!!!

[redqueen]

22. I would if I could...

As soon as I win the lotto... you're set! :D

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

13. Hey! What's going on?

Oh I like your shirt! It's so CUTE! Where'd you get it? Yeah, I saw they were having a big sale there ohbythewaywhere'smycheck?

(Have any of those?)

[underpants]

14. No they get dispatched with scowls and never come back

Anyone who comes by here knows it is okay but pop-ins are not allowed. Hell I have my boss trained to stay away.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

16. Oh yeah?

Oh hey that's a funny mug! Where'd ya get it? Hey do you do that Fantasy Football thing? It's so weird. Ken over in technical is doing it and ohmygod he won't shut up about it. So aren't you the guy who has cats? I'm allergic. I mean, don't get me wrong I love them, THEY'RESOCUTE!!!! But you know, I already have to take Allegra D everyday and all and hey did you hear about the huge chemical weapons thingie they found in Iraq? I knew they had weapons of mass whatever there. Didn't you? Where are you going for lunch? We had Chinese--oh have you been already? Well tell me next time and I'll pick you up a salad or something.

(Lesson: You CANNOT SCARE Talky Girl. Never. She doesn't even SEE your scowls. They are not even a PING! on her radar. Never try to resist Talky Girl.)

[underpants]

18. JUST as I thought I was finished.....my wife calls

to tell me that she is going home early nothing to do (talk about role reversal) and then SHE wouldn't get off the phone.

SheesH!

[matcom]

21. so, where the F*CK is my CHECK DAMMIT!!!

x(

[underpants]

25. Well if was up your ass kicking footballs you'd know where it was

(old Army saying)

and if you keep it up you might find it there sans the footballs. :grr:

[matcom]

28. GOOD!

i ran out of Northern

[the Princess]

23. I'm pokng you

Just for the hell of it!

[underpants]

26. GIVE ME THAT STICK!!

:grr:

[Beer Snob-50]

24. this usually mellows everyone in my office..

someone- Hey anyone want a coffee, I'm going to dunkin donuts!!

[commander bunnypants]

27. still waiting for my friggin check from a month ago

slacker

CB

[underpants]

29. You'll get it when *I* think you have earned it!!!

Now get back to work I don't care if you are tired or not.

WhhhhhhhiPPISH (cracks the whip)