I'm sick of the Cowboys hate in here.

[redqueen]

This thread is ONLY for those that appreciate AMERICA'S TEAM!

Yeah, suck it!

:P

On edit: Can you people not read? Start a lame ass 'I hate the Cowboys' thread if all you have is hate for the greatest dyansty team ever in the NFL... this one is for the fans!

[trotsky]

1. I sure do APPRECIATE the fact that they suck!

Ha ha :P

[redqueen]

4. You're just jealous!

Nyah!

[trotsky]

32. Old Cowpies jokes

Q: 4 Cowpies are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The police.

Q: Why did the Cowpies want to sign William Perry?
A: They needed a Fridge to go along with their Coke Machine (Irvin).

Q: Why don't the Dallas Cowpies serve Kool-Aid in their cafeteria?
A: No one can figure out how to get 2 quarts of water into that tiny envelope!

Q: Why don't the Cowpies have ice on the sidelines for their drinks?
A: They lost the recipe.

[redqueen]

37. OOOH I like the Irvin joke!

I still despise that guy for screwing up in what should have been a SB win.

[UpsideDownFlag]

2. cowboys suck.

furthermore, they are NOT america's team. football isnt an international sport, there is no team america.

[redqueen]

5. LA LA LA LA LA

I can't hear you!

[sniffa]

3. america's team is right

hated the worLd over.

[redqueen]

6. Nuh uh!

You wish!

[medeak]

7. hey...my son was nearly named Dallas

until Tom Landry was let go in a very undignified manner.

Things haven't been the same since imo

[redqueen]

9. Yeah, Jerry's an ass

There's some little spat between him and Parcells now... wonder how this'll work out!

[Komrade _azul]

8. Go packers!

Green Bay #1

:thumbsup:

[redqueen]

12. Yeah, go lose to the Eagles next week!

:P

[AllegroRondo]

16. Packers - 12 World Championships. Cowboys - 4

the REAL "Americas Team"

[Droopy]

10. Damn, even my Bengals have a better record than the Cowboys.

You know your team is bad when that happens.

[redqueen]

14. Yeah your team whooped us good

but we're still better so nyeah!

[CatWoman]

11. Funny. I thought they were SOUTH AMERICA'S team

:P

[redqueen]

15. OK!

?

:hi:

[DS1]

13. I don't want to suck it.

You suck it. :grr:

[redqueen]

17. Yes you do!

Don't you dare lie to me!

[DS1]

21. Nope.

Not the assumed definition of 'it' in this circumstance.

[redqueen]

23. It's MY it.

And I don't have one... so :P

[Ganja Ninja]

18. I just want to say that ..

my hate for the Cowboys has nothing to do with politics. It is a pure hatred that predates LBJ & Nixon.

[redqueen]

20. You're a bigot!

You just hate what you don't understand... it's okay... I feel bad for you.

[BlueJazz]

19. I think the Cowboys are very good.

1. Good for nothing
2. Good for a Laugh
3. Good in the sense that they make other teams look like Human Beings.
4. Good that they're in Texas and not in any decent state.

And keep in mind that they have a lot in common with about half of the American Population....Dumb as a box of rocks.

[redqueen]

22. Wow I'm impressed by the level of your hate!

And even more impressed by your inability to read or follow instructions!

:P

[BlueJazz]

27. Hey...what do you expect from an idiot who lives in Florida?

...I mean, what the hell would I know?...I like the Bucks!
That shows my level of class.. :)

[redqueen]

28. And what praytell does CLASS have to do with football?

I rest my case!

[BlueJazz]

33. Well...you got me there..I can't argue with that.

Although I have heard that the people who like the Patriots, which are from a Blue State, have been known to actually have a few molecules of taste....

[CatWoman]

26. LOL -- I hear they will go 10-5 next year

10 Indictments, and 5 convictions :P

[redqueen]

30. Hey now!

I'll have you know our convict team was unstoppable in the 90's!

Go convicts!

[WilliamPitt]

36. For me to poop on!

[redqueen]

38. Hey!

That's all I got... sorry...

[autorank]

24. Top this, NO, not possible. Real coach, real quarterback.

How many Republicans do you think ever played for the Raiders?
That's right, NONE.

[redqueen]

25. Wha?

Politics has no place in sports! I refuse to let it infringe!

I support no team with my $$$ so I don't give a $#@*.

[autorank]

29. Think back of the Dallas equivalent.

Tom L and Roger Starbuck trying to string a sentence together. Kenny and Madden are discussing where they plan to drink and party after they win the game in the last two minutes.

Now, I do have a good image of the Cowboys, Dandy Dan toking up just to face the crew!

Dallas, ugh!

[Beware the Beast Man]

31. Three words: Kimo. Von. Oelhoffen.

Suck it, Vinnie! :P

[MrSlayer]

34. Well prepare to get sicker. The COWGIRLS SUCK!!

I don't think there is a team in professional sports I detest more than the pussy Cowgirls. That salary cap thing is a bitch huh? Sucks when you can't just buy a team of superstars doesn't it? Nice draft picks by your owner as well. Get used to sucking too, you guys are dead in the water for another 5 years or so.


Oh and your stadium is a joke, what a shithole.



Have a nice day. :nopity:

[WilliamPitt]

35. One of the best things I've read recently

came from ESPN sportswriter Bill Simmons describing Parcells' decision to get and start Testaverde. Simmons said it was proof Parcells had "entered the Vito-Corleone-staggering-around-the-garden-with-an-orange-peel-in-his-mouth stage of his career."

:)

[VelmaD]

39. As a lifelong Cowboy fan...

even I can appreciate the humor in that one. Too. Damn. Funny.

[donheld]

40. I love these cowboys

i hate the dallas cowboys

[mark414]

41. i hope drew henson breaks his ankle

but only because i am friends with tony romo and want to see him play

where is all the clamor for tony? henson hasn't played in 3 years whereas romo (was) fresh off a very successful college career

go back to the yankees henson!

on edit: it's really hard for me, as a packers fan, to cheer for the cowboys. REALLY hard, especially after living through the early and mid 90's when we could never win against you guys. but tony is on the team so now i do. and for the record, he grew up idolizing brett favre too. he modeled his game after him!

[Arkana]

42. Sorry, but I take pride in the fact that the Cowgirls suck

I hate Bill Parcells and I'm glad he never got the chance to coach the Brady Bunch. I'm looking forward to a very Brady Christmas! Go Patriots!

[Zomby Woof]

43. Cowboys suck ass

Always have, always will.

Although the Raiders, Broncos, Chiefs, Packers, and Redskins suck just as bad. :P

[Zuni]

44. I despise the Cowboys

n/t