I have to ask. Do American men make good boyfriends/lovers?

[yvr girl]

[motely36]

1. MIne Does!

;)

[GOPisEvil]

2. My opinion is that some of us do.

Some of us don't.

As for me? O8)

[yvr girl]

4. I may need proof.

[GOPisEvil]

7. I'll work on that.

;-)

[yvr girl]

12. mmmm....Interesting

[GOPisEvil]

15. Quite.

Mmmmmm. :-)

[yvr girl]

20. Can you pass my screening interview?

[GOPisEvil]

21. Oh, I can!

Ask me anything. :-)

[yvr girl]

23. You're making me dinner. What's on the menu?

[GOPisEvil]

26. Breaded shrimp, on skewers, broiled and seasoned with lemon pepper.

Garlic/Rosemary roasted new potatoes and green beans almondine for vegetables.

I'm not a baker, but I know a place that makes a great carrot cake - that's dessert.

[yvr girl]

28. Next question. My birthday is on SuperBowl Sunday. What are your plans

for the day?

[GOPisEvil]

29. No football game is more important than the woman in your life.

So, that day would be spent doing things with you, celebrating your birthday.

[yvr girl]

31. So far, so good. How do you hold hands?

[GOPisEvil]

33. Fingers interlocked loosely,

caressing with my thumb.

[yvr girl]

35. Would you paint my toenails?

[GOPisEvil]

36. Sure!

Foot massage, too!

[yvr girl]

37. How long can you....

kiss for?

[GOPisEvil]

39. Hours!

Keep the lip balm handy. ;-)

[yvr girl]

42. You can't kiss me on the lips or anywhere 'naughty' what would be your

target zone?

[GOPisEvil]

43. Your

neck, under your ears.

[YDogg]

62. There's someplace ...

... naughty??

[yvr girl]

46. It's getting warm in here, and my heater isn't even on.

Do you hold me all night or just for a few minutes?

[GOPisEvil]

48. All night long.

I'm a snuggler.

[yvr girl]

51. I'm home sick. What do you do?

[GOPisEvil]

52. Make you some homemade chicken soup.

Make sure you are comfortable and let you get some rest.

[yvr girl]

54. Can I dress you up and take you out?

[GOPisEvil]

56. Oh yes.

I like to dress up from time to time. As long as you dress me in men's clothing. ;-)

[yvr girl]

59. Trick question. What is your policy when it comes to flowers.

When? Why? How?

[GOPisEvil]

60. When? Whenever the mood strikes.

Why? For any reason or just because.
How? At work or waiting for you at the door - just so it's a surprise.

[yvr girl]

61. You're so smart.

I hate apology flowers. They're like a monument to an argument.

[GOPisEvil]

63. Thanks.

I find that apology flowers ring of insincerity. A heartfelt apology with true contrition when needed is the way to go.

[yvr girl]

64. Are you ticklish?

[GOPisEvil]

65. Yes.

Are you? Tickle fight!!! :D

[yvr girl]

66. A little - in a few select areas.

[GOPisEvil]

67. Ohhhh...

...I suppose I'll have to find out those areas on my own, eh? :D

[yvr girl]

68. Here's another tough one. Do you always let me have my own way?

[GOPisEvil]

69. No. However most things are negotiable.

Doormats are not sexy.

[yvr girl]

70. you are good with the tough ones

[GOPisEvil]

71. Thanks.

I like to think I'd make an excellent SO. I just try to think of what the consequences are of my actions, and consider my partner's feelings.

[yvr girl]

72. What makes a man a gentleman?

[GOPisEvil]

73. See post #71.

Also, kindness, integrity, generosity, honesty, self-reliance, loyalty.

[yvr girl]

74. Do you snore?

[GOPisEvil]

75. Sometimes.

But when I lost weight, I found I snored less. :shrug:

[yvr girl]

76. Can you share a newspaper?

[GOPisEvil]

77. Definitely!

I can only read one section at a time. I can find something interesting in any part of the paper, too.

[neohippie]

18. I can prove the theorum

Let a blue dog in a red state show you that hospitality isn't the only thing we southernors have to offer.

[asthmaticeog]

3. Yeah, if they're also Jewish.

[Worst Username Ever]

5. Or bluish. Or druish.

[asthmaticeog]

10. But what if the women are shrewish?

[Worst Username Ever]

19. Or prudish?

[CornField]

6. Mostly

Of course, I need to sample all the other varieties before answering conclusively.

[Worst Username Ever]

8. I don't know I've never made love to an American man.

American women though, mmmm...

[Abelman]

9. Depends

Many are selfish Varsity-jacket wearing high schoolers - even when they're 35. Some of us grow and mature and attend a woman's needs.

You know what I'm talking about ;)

Foot-rubs.

[yvr girl]

14. foot-rubs are always a good thing

[Abelman]

24. Well you know

It's all about a lady's needs. You get those taken care of, get her smilin' and toes a'curly, and then the fella can get his job done.

[yvr girl]

25. Seems like a strange time to go back to the office.

[Abelman]

27. Well,

That's the lunch break special. A real true-blue fellow is ready to satisfy the ladies no matter the height of his paperwork.

[yvr girl]

32. Not to be confused with a Blue Light Special

Unless Kmart has changed a lot.

[Abelman]

34. I'm confused now

Your crazy puns and wordplay have left me confused. Which is a new one for me when puns are concerned. I'm usually a whiz with punnery.

[Abelman]

38. Enough with these games

I'm one of the greatest boyfriends ever, or I will be again someday.

I'm the guy all the girls who think nerdiness is cute like.

[yvr girl]

40. I'm sure you're very able as a boyfriend

[Abelman]

41. Was that a joke on my name?

Because I'd be very disappointed if it was. I've seen you do so much better than that. No sense slumming.

[yvr girl]

45. I'm sorry.

I was trying to be cute - and failed miserably. You don't despise me now do you?

[Abelman]

47. Of course not

Despise you? You're my favorite Canadian with the name yvr girl on DU.

Cute is just hard to "read" on the "internet" ;)

[yvr girl]

53. Because there are so many of us yvr girls on DU

You're my favourite person in all of Alaska.

[Abelman]

58. Awwwwww

I feel so honored.

Okay, you can be my favorite British Columbian, and we'll throw out all the other limitations. Of course, if I'm remembering wrong and you're from elsewhere, then it'll be quite awkward.

[Left Is Write]

11. Only if they voted Democrat. (nt)

[Deja Q]

13. Get one and find out.

I'm 32 and still am. I must be a loser. :-) :D

[yvr girl]

17. I'm stuck up here in Canada

What is a girl to do?

[Abelman]

30. Order in?

[nini]

16. some do.. some don't

just like men everywhere.

applies to women too.. there are good ones and bad ones.


I don't think one country or another has a lock on the best.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

22. Canajun, huh?

Well, for what it is worth, I had a relationship for many years with a fine woman from Scarberia.

She was...fulfilled. ;-)

Everywhere has male assholes and keepers.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

44. I think I got lucky...

I got a nice, unselfish lover. All of the others I had didn't respect me at all.
Duckie

[MrSandman]

49. Some are good...and then I know some real a55h0les

[Zuni]

50. Would you like a sample?

I can provide a sample of American love

[Pacifist Patriot]

55. My husband does. Can't speak for the rest of them.

[Schema Thing]

57. The singles ones...

...who happen to be good boyfriends/lovers, do. Like myself for instance :smoke:

The married ones you want to stay away from. The single ones who are a lousy lay.... stay away from them too.

So how about Canadian women? Should an American man expect something new and different and uhm...good?

[miss_kitty]

78. PMs Anyone?

ever heard of those?

Or do I need to get the hose out here?

[JimmyJazz]

79. Apparently they haven't thought of that!