Okay Canadians. Let's make a deal.

[UrbScotty]

If you give us your beautiful land, your heartfelt friendship, and your universal health policy, we'll let you keep our President.

Deal?

[glarius]

1. Will you throw in the Stepford wife too?.....hahaha...nt

[Abelman]

2. Good deal.

C'mon, Canadians. take the deal!

[bloodyjack]

4. This deal is almost TOO good.

We're practically giving him away!

[GOPisEvil]

3. Psst...toss in some magic beans, too!

:D

[Maple]

5. What happened to the option

titled 'snowball's chance in hell?' :D

[jpgray]

6. Did we mention you can keep him anywhere you like? (nt)

[Brundle_Fly]

7. in case you didn't notice...

We JUST told him we didn't want him
We are just waiting for you Yanks to tell him yourself.

GET ON IT!

[ClintonTyree]

8. I've BEEN telling him................

for the last four years, as have (I'm sure, but not according to Diebold) a majority of Americans. Why the hell would you ever let him cross the border anyway? Don't you have ANY standards in your country anymore? ;)

Keep him, do what you like with him. You don't owe us a thing. In fact, we'll throw in a Republican House and Senate to boot just to sweeten the pot! Just think, Tom DeLay a Canuck! :puke:

Sorry, I get to dreaming sometimes and forget my manners. He's our problem, send him back. We'll try to keep him from invading you but it won't be easy. You DO have natural resources he wants, you know?

[nine23]

9. Throw in Cheney and you might have a deal...

You realize, of course, that we'll immediately slap the toxic twins up for bid on E-Bay, a bidding war will break out between The Hague, Osama Bin Laden, and a consortium known as THE PEOPLE OF FRANCE, and within minutes we'll have 'em turned out for a cool trillion? (Euros, natch...)

We're running a nice budget surplus at the moment, don't really need the cash, but we may be onto something here...

Now, can you send some REAL statesmen up here to ink the deal?