I'm desperate - Ask me anything!

[Abelman]

That's right. I'm desperate to make posts, desperate for love, desperate for blinking. I'll answer any questions about anything!

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

1. Boxers or briefs?

And why? :evilgrin:

[Abelman]

3. Boxer breifs

:) The security of breifs, the comfort of boxers.

[UrbScotty]

2. Can you tell me three things about Uranus?

:D

[Abelman]

4. Sure

It's a planet
It's past Saturn
It's often used as a juvenile joke due to its homophonic properties with the phrase "Your Anus."

[YDogg]

15. Somehow, I can picture ...

... Clinton asking that, and Jefferson responding that way to Clinton!

(avatar reference, in case they change)

[Abelman]

16. Lol

yeah. That's a good observation.

[bettyellen]

5. what's the most annoying thing about your mom?

[Abelman]

6. Guilt trippin'

The Midwest is built on guilt.

[bettyellen]

8. as was my mom's native ireland!

[cruadin]

7. If a tree falls in the forest....

can I borrow ten bucks 'til payday?

[Abelman]

10. No

I don't even have ten bucks for me.

[cruadin]

13. That's cool. Doesn't hurt to ask.

[Abelman]

14. Thank you for being so understanding

[bettyellen]

11. only if you bring me the tree, and it's an evergreen!

[bettyellen]

9. and your dad, what's his problem?

[Abelman]

12. My Dad

He suffers from "Dad Syndrome." The same affliction that makes all dad's annoying to you, but cool to all your friends.

[BrainRants]

17. Where the hell are my damn car keys?

[Abelman]

18. I bet

They will be in the last place you look.