CONGRATULATIONS TO CORNFIELD!!! 800 POSTS!!!

[Runcible Spoon]

:party: :toast: :bounce: :smoke: :beer: :thumbsup: :grouphug: :pals: :headbang: :yourock:

[Left Is Write]

1. Yay!

Now she should go get some much-needed rest. :)

[Runcible Spoon]

2. yeah, I;m about 1/3 of the way there....

eom

[Left Is Write]

3. Yes, but keep posting those little gems of Pat Robertson's

and you'll be out of the club in no time.

[Runcible Spoon]

6. no doubt!

I've got a webpage with 100's of em! so much from one man!

[Timebound]

4. *wants to make AND escape the 700 club*

*sigh* I'm so far away... *cries*

[Runcible Spoon]

8. awww welcome to DU HEATHEN!!

I mean, Timebound! ;)

[CornField]

5. Hey -- Thank you!

I've torn up my membership card and sent back the free Jesus phone.

You're almost half-way there!

[Runcible Spoon]

7. SENT BACK the Free Jesus Phone??

How will you talk to God and pledge your tax-deductible donation????????????????/

[FuzzySlippers]

9. Congrats Cornfield!

:toast: I'm still facing the 700 Club nightmare.

[Runcible Spoon]

10. just wait Brother FuzzySlippers!

The Rapture is comin, bettter to be in the fold than in the cold!

[FuzzySlippers]

11. It's Sister Fuzzy Slippers.

Boy, my boobs must be really small.

[Runcible Spoon]

12. I apologize. Pat has taught me not to look at Dirty Pillows.

IT IS NOT RIGHTEOUS. Every time you touch yourself at night, Baby Jesus cries.