Why can't I get in the shower with Tucker Carlson

[RagingInMiami]

Because he would probably want to screw me

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Rofl! But it is a normal reaction for all republicans. to screw anything

that moves. :evilgrin:

[Rumba]

2. Bring a falafel.

[Seabiscuit]

3. Because he'd be afraid of getting his bowtie wet.

[GRLMGC]

5. That too n/t

[GRLMGC]

4. Nah

He probably wouldn't be able to get it up. He's probably not used to a real person. All those blowup dolls, you know.

[Seabiscuit]

7. He's got a bowtie down there too. Instead of the real thing.

[GRLMGC]

8. Thanks for the image

No really. It's better than thinking about what should be there. And I think you're right.

[Seabiscuit]

12. I don't think either of us would want to contemplate the alternative.

[Gothic Sponge]

6. He will melt if he gets wet!

"I'm Melting!!!"

[American Tragedy]

9. Attraction to Tucker Carlson is really lost on me

I even hear fellow liberals whisper about his sex appeal. Personally, I can't get past the fact that he looks about ten years old. With that baby face and colorful bow tie, any sexual fantasies would take on an unsettling, pedophilic tone.

Oh, and he's irritating as hell on Crossfire, as most will agree. I doubt that aspect of his personality improves when he's naked and soaking wet.

[Dr.Phool]

10. He can't. My signature line says it all.

[tjdee]

11. Wouldn't kick him out of bed, I don't think.

That could be because I'm missing having a boyfriend during yet another holiday season and I'm getting desperate :) .

But he's...cute....kind of...I'd cut his hair. He is obviously very scared of his sexuality, trying to cover up with old man clothes and that fifties haircut. And in his posed shots he always smiles like he's nauseous. He looks much cuter in candid shots.

[Seabiscuit]

13. That's a SEVENTIES haircut.

[tjdee]

14. Okay, it's still way old!

I know next to nothing about hair...for a Republican, that's weird, that he chose his coiff from the seventies. You'd think he would indeed go with the fifties, well I would, because I always think the Republicans are trying to get back to that decade.

[Seabiscuit]

15. Republicans were actually half decent in the fifties. Except Joe McCarthy