post your wierdest dreams ,the ones that make no sence

[jdots]

this one i had to draw because it is too sick to contemplate.
Sargent Shultz shows up on Dragnet and Chip from My 3 Sons is playing One bongo.......Old t.v. shows ???? why ?

[tjdee]

1. Well, there was the one where I was stroking Bono's cheek

and it turned out to be a dead pig instead.

That was nice. Had that dream over 10 years ago and still remember it pretty clearly.

[Neoma]

2. Once upon a time in my dream

i was in a ancient building flying here and there killing obvious Republicans with my mind power and renting Videos from the ancient Greek like building,and then i had to wait in a large line to get a criminal...

Then theres the one where i imagined that Muppet's where Real and not puppets..

And the one where 2 thousand hyenas where in a stampede coming toward me while i was in a glass house (thats from watching The lion king though)

Thats just about all my dreams that i can recall or that i can say out loud and i don't get a strange look.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Uh ok let me see if I can remember my dream from last night properly

OK There were DU boards, and then they started changing into people, like the people who posted them I think, then it all kind melted away and there were two kids, it was very much like girls from The Shining you know.. "Come play with us" but they were really creepy and weird looking and they kinda came after me.
Then I was like in my bed (I think I was half awake at this point) and I rolled over and I was just SURE if I looked to the side of my bed the creepy scary kids would be there and they would try to kill me.

I woke up after that, but I was freaked out for a long time after that and couldn't go back to sleep.

and that was my dream. I cant believe I remember it, I hardly ever remember my dreams.

[jdots]

4. exellent dreams you people are INSANE !

do freepers dream ? i watch my dog dream sometimes,but freepers do they dream ?

[Neoma]

6. Dreaming is something where you take things from

the day you had and it mixes its self up and imagination takes control of it.

[gtp1976]

13. Are you being serious

or are you kidding? If you're kidding, that's cool. If not, then I would say yes, freepers dream. Disagreement and dehumanization are a long way apart, but like I said I couldn't tell if it was a joke or not.

[njdemocrat106]

5. My dream last night was TV related too.

except in the dream I was playing Hangman on my Apple IIc and the solution was "Archie Bunker, Barney Miller, and George Jefferson". In reality, I haven't used my Apple in years.

[Mojambo]

7. Those are all shows that might have been on

When you had an Apple IIc

[the Princess]

8. Well

I was on a train with Keanu Reeves and we kept going in and out of tunnels over and over and over again. I started getting really hot and I asked Keanu to open a window and he said "Let me blow on you a little " And................. OH

Never mind.

[anotherginger]

9. I dreamed about *

I dreamed that * was hand feeding me gherkin pickles from a jar. I was thinking at the time that I like the pickles, but not him.

In another dream, I was in the backseat of a limo with * and Dick.... when Cheney showed me his Mr Squigly.... I was appalled that he did that.... not sexual, but just appalled.

[SarahB]

10. My dream last night. Weird.

I had some dream that I was in front of "A Bra Committee". Now there's no such thing, but in the dream I had to appear in my bra in front of a group of Stepford-like church ladies and then I won some some of award for having the best bra. It wasn't sexual, but very odd.

[Beer Snob-50]

11. a dream that has stuck with me over the years ...

i was in a room with dianna ross and she unzipped my pants and my penis rolled out like a carpet (long and very flat) and no matter what i did i couldn't get it back to normal. very frightening

[Feathered Fish]

12. Between the ages of 5 and 7

I had a reoccurring dream where my whole family lived in the goldfish tank, but just our heads were in the tank - right side up. Walking around, doing normal, everyday things with goldfish swimming around our heads. I was a strange kid...

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. Last night, or was it early this morning, I dreamed that I had some

sort of poison ivy type rash on my arms that just kept spreading and spreading...it was very itchy. I woke up almost certain I would see that strange blistery rash on my arms. :hi:

That's a great drawing by the way.

[arwalden]

15. I Had A Rocky Horror Picture Show Dream A Couple Of Times...

only, it was real and I was living in Frank's castle as a Transylvanian.

Keep in mind, however, that this was back in the 80's when I was a *huge* RHPS fan, devotee, and performing cast member.

[NewJeffCT]

16. I don't remember my dreams

Rarely, if ever, do I have them. I think I had a nightmare once like 8-9 years ago where I was alone in my apartment and I saw the shadow of somebody with a knife approaching me and I was too scared to move.

[BlondieK143]

17. I have a weird reoccuring nightmare.

I'm always getting chased/in the process of getting killed by either Freddy Kreuger or Michael Meyers. By the time I wake up in the mornings, I'm even more tired before I went to bed.

Maybe it's because my mom let me watch scary movies when I was little. Some shit really DOES scar you for life.

[ghostsofgiants]

18. It started out that I was in a record store that I know doesn't exist...

I was just browsing through records and such and somehow ended up leaving the store buying a bottle of Sprite and a tarantula in a jar.

When I stepped outside of the record store, I stepped outside of my next door neighbour's house (in a completely different town) and started to walk home. As I was walking in my driveway, I noticed a really low-flying airplane overhead. It was weird, but I thought nothing of it.

When I got inside my house I glanced out the window to see several more low-flying planes dropping what I like to call snow bombs. They were bombs made of snow that let of a huge flash of light when they hig the ground.

I asked my grandma who was there what was going on and she said it was a new government surveillance technique and that they used to use it all the time when she lived in Portland.







The portland part is the most confusing part for me. I have no connection to portland whatsoever and I know that portland had no relevance in my mind at all in real life. I've always wondered why she said Portland of all places. Weird.