Ideas for a Freeper Theme Park

[jdots]

rides,food,and the general look of one.....

[Sannum]

1. Patriot Land

You have to sign a loyalty oath to get in, and the Hall of Presidents is the Hall of Republicans.

[Sannum]

5. The Haunted house

Has pictures of minorities, gays, women in the workplace and Hillary.

[Gothic Sponge]

2. All the rides would be painfully dull.

[Book Lover]

3. Well, I *was* going to post

the URL for Dinosaurs Lived With People-Land, but apparently they went 404....

http://www.geocities.com/lclane2/www.dinosauradventureland.com

[bettyellen]

4. that gravity spinning thing that holds you to the wall and the floor drops

out, but a million times faster so your brains and internal organs flatten out and mince themselves on your bone sructure trying to also cling to the wall.
i think that would be cool!

[Hello_Kitty]

6. Six Flags Over Jesusland

Parting of the Red Sea water slides and stuff like that.

[Old and In the Way]

7. Echo Chamber.

And Hall of Delusions

[Liberty Belle]

8. Tank rides. Elephants...& lots of elephant dung.

[porkrind]

9. Church in front / whorehouse in back

Church in front with white Jesus who loves to make war, combined with a whorehouse in the back which nobody talks about but everyone enjoys.

[Tom Kitten]

10. Rapture bumpercars

Aim your soon to be vacant vehicle at the nearest sob to you on the road and step on the gas! Watch fun and hilarity ensue as you are lifted into Heaven !

[Runcible Spoon]

11. OKOKOK! I wanna play!

Rides: Your cousin, Ann Coulter
Food: pork rinds and baby seal meat
Look: trailer park, corporate CEO office

[the Princess]

12. the "Gateway to Heaven" Ride

The must walk through a dark tunnel and they have no idea where they are going.They are slapped - punched = hit and kicked as they go through. They are then forced to their knees and made to pee their pants. They are then humiliated and flogged by people they cannot see. Then they are placed on a cross that then moves them through to the end of the ride where they are welcomed to heaven by Jebus himself!

The End.

[Tom Kitten]

13. The Timothy McVeigh Memorial Haywagon Ride...

Sponsored by Ryder Trucks....instead of resting on a bed of, say, hay, why not rest upon a nice soft bed of ammonium nitrate instead? Plus you can choose your destination! A local meth lab or the government building of your choice!

[LDS Jock]

14. roller coasters would be Hummers on rails