OOOUUUCCCHHH!!!!!!

[matcom]

hungover like a M*THERF*CKER!

but.....

the party was a success. Mrs Matcom didn't kill me (thank gawd) and she LOVED the cake! :D

now, WHO is coming over to help clean my house? x(

:hangover:

[trof]

1. Clean up? Do what I do.

Just call the fire department.
Ask them to bring a pumper truck over and hose the whole damned place out.
;-)
Glad you had a good b'day party.
Go have a bloody beer.
:toast:
on edit-and 2 or 3 ibuprofens.

[ComerPerro]

2. I agree with trof

Go have a beer.

[ikojo]

3. Glad to hear we will still be seeing the

butt crack smiley make his trek up and down the stairs.


:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Clean up? Screw it - sell the house!

Glad you're still (somewhat) alive. :-)

[Don_G]

5. Glad You're Alive

We thought you were toast!

[underpants]

6. Keep drinking

:bounce:

What party?Where?

Man I have been out of it for the last three days. Power came back on Friday night at 9PM, as my wife was cooking filet mignon for us and my best friend out back on a home made grill consisting of aluminimum foil, bricks that fell off the top of the apartment building, and a rack from the oven. YUM!

We had it pretty easy. Not one tree down on our street and no serious damage. Three blocks from here trees with 4 foot diameters fell over roots and all. Massive destruction.

My best friends mother's house (his childhood home) on the water is ruined. They will have to bulldoze it. Three foot waves BREKING onto the back porch and a 24 foot power boot sitting on their dock, their homemade sail boat is okay- it was built by hand by his father who died in the spring. Bad year.

Was it a birthday party? Did Hubert Flottz jump out of the cake in his thong? How does one sanitize a cake?

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Let me make myself perfectly clear!

I did not have sax with that cake!

Read These Lips: I've been out playin' with my thang for the last 2 days and boy is my arms tired!

Get ready for some breathtakin' eye candy, cumin' real soon!(still ain't got it all sorted out yet, but am planning to post a challenge to all DUers REAL SOON NOW!)

Clue # 1. When I pig out it ain't a purdy sight!

[underpants]

11. Bring it ON!!!!!!!!!

:bounce:

When I was in really good shape I once ate 6 plates of Alaskan kingcrablegs.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Glad you made it through the storm cat!

Did you see the Marshall game? Whoopass city dude! WV ain't any account, but I don't think Marshall will lose another game this year after that one! I'd LOVE to see Marshall get invited to join the Big East! They'd kill WV this year! WV is scared to play 'em and that sucks!

Been playin' with the digital camera I got my wife for her BD and it's nise! It's a 5mp and the prints look like 35mm! Color looks like Fuji 100 asa! I'm impressed!

Didn't mean to hijack Mat's thread, but had been wonderin' if you were ok!

Happy BD Miz Matcom!!!!!

[underpants]

17. GO HERD!!!!!!!!

I couldn't believe it. That should get them over the hump of playing "big programs". They open at Ohio State next year.

WVU is scared of them and Marshall offered to PAY UVa and play in Hoo'ville and UVa said no.

[Hubert Flottz]

18. I think it's funny as hell because, WHO THE HELL IS .............

Marshall! The Bad Boys of football are scared of MU! I like it cause it's a 30 mile ride from here to MU! WV sucks,,,,so I know where I'm hangin' out on saturday now! Morgantown is too far to drive back from in tears! If Marshall drops anymore games I'll be Walleye fishin' on saturdays!

[underpants]

19. Right up Senator Byrd's highway

What is it, 79?


Marshall has done it right. My uncle roomed with two of the players on the airplane and my other uncle was on a date with the quarterback's sister.

HELL YES! Go Marshalll. something special is happenning there.

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Glad you made it through the storm cat!

Did you see the Marshall game? Whoopass city dude! WV ain't any account, but I don't think Marshall will lose another game this year after that one! I'd LOVE to see Marshall get invited to join the Big East! They'd kill WV this year! WV is scared to play 'em and that sucks!

Been playin' with the digital camera I got my wife for her BD and it's nise! It's a 5mp and the prints look like 35mm! Color looks like Fuji 100 asa! I'm impressed!

Didn't mean to hijack Mat's thread, but had been wonderin' if you were ok!

Happy BD Miz Matcom!!!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

14. Glad you made it through the storm cat!

Did you see the Marshall game? Whoopass city dude! WV ain't any account, but I don't think Marshall will lose another game this year after that one! I'd LOVE to see Marshall get invited to join the Big East! They'd kill WV this year! WV is scared to play 'em and that sucks!

Been playin' with the digital camera I got my wife for her BD and it's nise! It's a 5mp and the prints look like 35mm! Color looks like Fuji 100 asa! I'm impressed!

Didn't mean to hijack Mat's thread, but had been wonderin' if you were ok!

Happy BD Miz Matcom!!!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Glad you survived the storm man!

Did you see the Marshall game? Whoopass city dude! WV ain't any account, but I don't think Marshall will lose another game this year after that one! I'd LOVE to see Marshall get invited to join the Big East! They'd kill WV this year! WV is scared to play 'em and that sucks!

Been playin' with the digital camera I got my wife for her BD and it's nise! It's a 5mp and the prints look like 35mm! Color looks like Fuji 100 asa! I'm impressed!

Didn't mean to hijack Mat's thread, but had been wonderin' if you were ok!

Happy BD Miz Matcom!!!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

16. WTF?

I hear a friggin' echo echo echo echo!

EDIT}}}}At this rate i'll make 100000000000000 posts in a jiffy!

[blondeatlast]

8. Ahem. I was . . .

NOT INVITED!!!

I'm glad that people like you can find other people like you, and I mean that in the nicest way . . .

:evilgrin:

On edit: it's good to have things back to normal in the Lounge . . .
Thanks, Matcom--things got kinna ruff here ast night as well, but nobody was enjoying it . . .

[Swede]

9. Party til you puke.......then party some more.

[luckyluke]

10. You don't invite us...

...and then you ask us to help clean up? :mad:

-ll