The "Lecture Tour" CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"...and while Amer'ka is the most greatest country ever, you
Canadanians need to remember you're just another one a them
old europe countries."

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

1. Y'all Canadians need some strait-talkin' advice

from the Heartland. Stop puttin' up with those mad cows! I tell my cows ya better look happy or you can hit the road, Elsie! Same goes for Laura and them Mexican servants too!

[skip fox]

2. "The problem with the maple is that it sheds its leaves

early in the autumn. It's pretty, but fickle. Like Canada. It loses its leaves just like a sunshine patriot or a cut-and-run kind of something like something else. What I mean is, you get to sit up here all safe and warm because American is fighting for you. You keep saying you're American, but why didn't you vote in the last election and why do you have parliment and stuff? You don't even mind the Supreme Court. What's with that? You want to have it two ways, but you can only fool me twice like that and then the good intentions road will drive you straight to hell or somewhere. See? That's why I'm mending fences. You bet."

[regularguy]

3. "So, you're gonna shut the fuck up, keep sending us the maple

syrup, keep growing those sticky fuckin' buds for us, keep watching our God damn TV shows, and if we're in a good mood maybe we won't nuke your third-rate Bolshevik-on-ice excuse for a country. Right. I'm glad we had this little talk."

[AlCzervik]

4. "So i said to your King Dean, i liked you when you was in the pack rats"