What is the purpose of life?

[BurtWorm]

[ewagner]

1. 42 n/t

[BurtWorm]

2. Ahhh...

I thought that was the meaning of life, but now I understand...

[ewagner]

6. It's all-purpose.........n/t

[MsAnthropy]

3. Everything comes down to chocolate

I have my job to afford it, my car to go get it, my apartment to store it, and no family so I can have it all to myself.

[loveable liberal]

4. polling or getting polled.

that is the purpose and meaning of life

[Squatch]

5. To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the

lamentation of their women.

[Redleg]

7. To get to smoke the good weed that attorneys can afford to smoke.

That's my dream, man.

[the Princess]

8. To piss off as many people

as you can in your time alotted.

[LSparkle]

9. For me, art

plain and simple. Any kind -- writing, painting, photog, dance, music, etc., etc.

[Xipe Totec]

10. Multiplication

by successive addition followed by division into opposite groups resulting in rapid subtraction.

[northzax]

11. Tacos

humankind has been ina downward spiral since the introduction of fast-food tacos on a national scale. Ergo, Tacos represent the apexof our society.

[Neoma]

12. well heres a joke..

Just in case you were wondering:

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy, and do nothing; For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; And for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

Life has now been explained.