Best Kids in the Hall Sketch

[motely36]

Mine will always be The Dr. Seuss Bible. I only saw it one time, I think they pulled it from rerun broadcasts.

I also like These are the Dave's I Know, Buddy, and Running Faggot.

[Guaranteed]

1. Always a great thread...

And my usual response, "STAY DOWN!!!"

:)

[kedrys]

2. Crushing Your Head! [crush] :) n/t

[obreaslan]

3. Girl-Drink Drunk...

By far the best. When he goes into the supply closet at work, and pulls out the blender and starts cutting up fruit, I'm rolling on the grounnd. :D

[Kathleen04]

9. I love that sketch

Brilliant. :)

[Kathleen04]

4. Always Put Salt in Your Eye

:)

[meegbear]

5. Buddy Cole ... "I'm not say he's gay ...."

Goes on about Eddie Murphy and Andrew Dice Clay, about how they talk so back about gays, being the way they are ...

"I'm not saying they're gay ... but they sure smell like rough trade."

[MsAnthropy]

6. Any sketch where they play women

They have women's voices, gestures and mannerisms down COLD! I wish Comedy Central would run the episodes again, I love every one.

[redqueen]

7. The "That's the Truth" girl

Was that it even? Geez I can't remember...

And cabbage head

and My pen! He took my pen!

and LOOOOOOPEZZZZZZZZZ!

and Terriers are my very favorite breed...

and Where is he? What is he doing? What is he doing it with? Is he thinking about me?

[TlalocW]

8. The one where

Dave Foley and one of the others are aliens. They have Scott (the openly gay one) strapped down on a metal table inside a room on their spaceship (window looking out to stars), and they're getting ready to do an anal probe. One of them is dejected so the other one wants to know what's up, and they cross the room into a 1950s-era kitchen where they get themselves some coffee and sit down at the table to chat.

Turns out the one alien is tired of his anal probing job because they're an enlightened race, and all they can think of to do with humans is anally-probe them, and all they learn is that 1 in 5 like it. The other one gives him a pep talk that makes him excited about his job again, and they return to Scott and probe him, which puts a big smile on his face.

TlalocW

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Running Faggot

Vaya con dios, el faggot! :hi:

[motely36]

11. I had Running Faggot on my laptop

and actually took part of it as my startup sound

[motely36]

12. Shameless self kick!

[the Princess]

13. The Chicken woman thing

That wants to masturbate using the kids horse ride outside a market!

Hysterical.