How to Get 0 Responses to Your Post

[Worst Username Ever]

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[Guaranteed]

1. I find that telling people about myself

or what I think usually helps.

You gotta ask what THEY think...then they're all, "BLAH BLAH BLAH!" and they won't shut up! :)

[skypilot]

2. Well, there goes your theory.

:evilgrin:

[Worst Username Ever]

3. i can't do anything right.

[SheepyMcSheepster]

4. edit: sorry wrong thread

oops, didn't mean to post here.

:silly:

[crispini]

5. Posting duplicates often helps.

Or something just plain boring.

And I'm posting this mostly to shoot holes in your theory, btw. :evilgrin:

[motely36]

6. Do you have anymore pie?

[Demit]

7. or posting something 20" long, from multiple sources, and not commenting

on it at all. Or, my fave: using no paragraph breaks. Yeah, I'll read that.

[Ima]

8. using no paragraph breaks

That is the absolute worst. I've seen some excellent articles, ruined that way. If in doubt...start a new paragraph every 6 lines or so. At least people could read it without a headache.

[Paradise]

9. You're right! :) n/t

[Jose Diablo]

10. It is not working n/t