If you allow the federal government to put a chip in your ass....

[MikeG]

In order to move more quickly through security checkpoints...

You will be marked with the sign of the beast and go straight to hell when you die.

(New fundie conspiracy theory)

[donheld]

1. Thats probably true after a fashion

if they put a chip in your ass who's to say what information it will contain. Will you have control of what is stored on that chip. Will it be Read Only Memory, or will they be able to "reprogram it."

[ClintonTyree]

2. I'd rather have the chip on my shoulder....................

if it's all the same to to the Fundies. They can take it up the ass if they want. :eyes:

These idiots have WAY too much time on their hands. Why aren't they out doing good deeds instead of thinking crap like this up all day long?

[da_chimperor]

3. Why the ass? Why not the arm?

Some sort of fundie ass-fetish? :shrug:

[MikeG]

4. They tend to have big asses.

[Ima]

5. you could be tracked

where ever you go. No Thanks

[el_gato]

6. Anybody who allows a chip to be implanted in them is a fool

fundie or not

[arwalden]

7. It Will Be JUST LIKE In The Movie "Impostor" (2002, Gary Sinise)

People could be automatically tracked and located because the city had receivers placed everywhere.

[Tempest]

8. Minority Report

Same concept used in the movie Minority Report.

Only they used retnal scanners all over the city.