You know what I'd like to happen to Tucker Carlson?

[glarius]

I would love to see someone walk up to Tucker Carlson and throw a pail of warm, steamy SHIT right in his smarmy face!!!!

Actually I'd even pay money to see it!

[Hobarticus]

1. I'd be happy just to see him get decked...

Next time Janeane's on there, maybe she'll come over the desk...

[Worst Username Ever]

2. I'd pay to see that happen to any republican. n/t

[Book Lover]

3. I would rather he come to our side

I feel like the ruler of a great land, reviewing our evil enemies... "Ah, yes, that one. Bring him to me. We shall see what we shall see..."

[CornField]

7. Just make sure you toss the bowtie, okay?

[Book Lover]

8. Oh, that's getting burned

Consider it a symbol, Tuck. You lose your bowtie, but you gain your manhood!

[terrya]

4. You and me, both.

I'm sorry that fuckwad slandered your country. Trust me...a lot of Americans are proud to have you guys as neighbors. :-)

[democracy eh]

5. I double dog dare him to come to Canada

and spew his vile to our face

2 weeks later CNN gets a tattered, soiled bow-tie in the mail.

[GraphicQueen]

6. Oh come on now.

He isn't really that bad. I like the fact that he does in fact agree with us sometimes. At least he isn't an in your face screw you if you don't like it type of person like rush and that ilk.

[KamaAina]

9. You have got to be kidding me...

...what a waste of perfectly good warm, steamy shit!! :evilgrin:

[glarius]

11. Hahaha....

Well...maybe half a pail!.....

[rock]

10. You know the joke where the punch line by the devil is

"OK, Monica, you can go now." How about, he then says, "you too Bill, Tucker's taking over."

[babylonsister]

12. carlson is also the guy who

thought Kerry would win, for several days prior to the election. Now he again vehemently supports the winner w/o a thought or word to what might really have transpired, never mind his 'misdiagnosis'.

[Arkana]

13. I would like for him to be shot, raped by Michael Jackson,

then have his body set upon by vicious dogs. Oh, wait...that's Ann Coulter I'm thinking of. Bowtie Boy gets the chair.

[u4ic]

14. I'd love to see him caught in a compromising position

ala Hugh Grant or PeeWee Herman.

Or maybe doing some coke or heroin - that would put him away for a while, wouldn't it? :thumbsup:

[chookie]

15. You're making assumptions here

That he has a level of testosterone equivalent to Hugh Grant or PeeWee Herman.

Or that he has the guts to score coke or heroin.

No -- it's going to be something really lame and pathetic and borderline, like Rush's addiction to painkillers, or Bill O'Reilly's butt vibrator.

But it might turn out to be something involving Rick Santorum and altar boys.