If DU made a movie, what job would you want in the production?

[elperromagico]

[MissMillie]

1. I don't do nude scenes

And trust me, you will all be thankful

[Wapsie B]

2. Casting couch.

Audition the talent.

[Endangered Specie]

3. I imainge its going to be a porno

[elperromagico]

4. What on earth would give you that idea?

Even The Passion had a fluffer, don't you know?

Fluffing is going mainstream. ;)

[AlCzervik]

5. tell me more about this "Fluffer" job?

[Courtesy Flush]

6. I want to be a key grip

I don't know what they do, but I like gripping things.

[roguevalley]

7. Fluffer, though I draw the line at keeping someone's nipples

hard.

[Placebo]

8. Writer/Director

[YDogg]

9. Key Grip

Whatever that is. It just sounds way cool.

[St. Jarvitude]

12. Moves the camera around.

Basically, the director's bitch. :)

[YDogg]

17. Well slap my a$$ ...

... and call me the kizzle grizzle, yizzle.

[elperromagico]

13. They basically push the camera dolly around,

operate the camera crane, et cetera.

You could say the key grip makes the magic happen. But you probably shouldn't.

[St. Jarvitude]

10. Other: trailermanwhore

I'd make regular rounds to all of the actress' trailers and satisfy all of their needs :evilgrin:

But seriously... something in lighting or set production. It's what I do now anyway :shrug:

[fluffernutter]

11. I'll take the actress job.

[Nevernose]

14. This whole thread was just an excuse, wasn't it?

This whole thread was just an excuse to put "fluffer" as one of the choices, wasn't it? :)

[elperromagico]

15. Not one - repeat, not one! - of my polls is fluffer-driven,

thank you very much. :D

[KDLarsen]

16. Composer & performer of the music

[LeftyMom]

18. Llama Wrangler

The rest of this post will be completed at the last minute in a completely different style.

[Arkana]

19. Skinner's agent

Of course, I'd be such an asshole that he'd never do the movie. :D

[flamingyouth]

20. Editor

:)

[lumberingbear]

21. "Best Boy"

Fluffer or the person that claps the clap board!:-)

[Squeech]

22. John Kleeb's stunt double

Or Foley operator. Or maybe prop manager.

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. Worst Boy

[SOteric]

24. Gaffer.