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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 09:55 AM
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Governor Bans Flavored Kleebs
It's an outrage I tell ya!
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 09:55 AM
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1. Yummmmmmmmm....
Flavored Kleebs..... Banana?
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 09:56 AM
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2. if that floats your boat!
i hear that Kleeb has a thing against banana hammocks, however...
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 09:58 AM
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3. Banana HAMMOCKS!
YAYYYYY!!!!

I wonder if he's got his speedo on?
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 09:59 AM
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4. i believe that Captain Kleeb prefers the term "Grapesmugglers"
to speedo :evilgrin:
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:01 AM
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5. Grapesmugglers?
LMAO! That's a first! *writes that one down!
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:02 AM
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6. you'll have to ask "The Kleeb" for permission to use that one
I believe he's got it copyrighted;) btw, it's one of my favorite phrases, usually elicits much more laughter than "banana hammock"...
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:04 AM
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7. I'll offer to "touch" the grapes
If he allows me to use "grapesmugglers" in various speech projects!
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:05 AM
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8. wow, i bet that "The Kleeb" might just take you up on that
altho you'd have to ask the man himself :shrug: and i want a transcript of those speech projects :evilgrin:
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:07 AM
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9. Why yes...
They can be ordered from "burrells transcripts" as a matter of fact, I think I'll bring the original "grapesmuggler" on my show for an interview.... I just LOVE public access TV!
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:07 AM
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10. "the original grapesmuggler"
does that mean he's only smuggling just one "grape"? inquiring minds want to know...
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:10 AM
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12. Gee...
I hope he has more than just one grape! I let you know as soon as I GROPE the GRAPES!
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:12 AM
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14. does that make this a sex thread?
:scared:
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:08 AM
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11. Dude . . . it's STILL going on . . .
Kleeb will love this! :D
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:12 AM
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13. he sure will, he sure will
it took a little CPR, but it's back and alive as ever :evilgrin:
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:26 AM
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15. The KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB Forum!
ROCK N' ROLL HOOCHIE COOOOOOOOOOOO!
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:29 AM
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16. I think it may be necessary with all the "rain-on-the-Kleeb-paraders"
around here :(
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:31 AM
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17. Damn...
No one is fun anymore....
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:47 AM
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18. tell me about it; the lounge is turning into a baby GDPolitics
:(
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:56 AM
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19. And we did it all for the
KLEEBSTER! Good bye CRUEL LOUNGE!
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:58 AM
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20. i know, you try and be nice to people
and they kick you right in the grapes. evil bastards; i'll show them...
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 10:59 AM
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21. Nothing like smashed grapes in your smuggler
to put you in a bad mood. What has this world come to?
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:00 AM
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22. "smashed grapes in your smuggler"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i've created a monster :evilgrin:
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:01 AM
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23. You have...
It's bad.... it's bad... *shakes head*
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:04 AM
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24. don't worry, i think there are support groups for this sort of thing
maybe we should request a grapesmugglers recovery forum? :shrug:
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:08 AM
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27. Coooooooooool!
There's even a song about grapesmugglers!

Who'd a thunk?

It's Saturday morning, hes getting out of bed
With these thoughts inside his head, of what hes gonna wear
It's not real hot out there, I hope that hes prepared for what hes gonna face 2day

Its a grape smuggler uniform
Looks like a unicorn
When ur dressed like that
I think ill turn my back
No one thinks your cool, youre a fucking fool
For wearing that out today OH YEA!!!

How can you look people in the eyes
When everybody can tell your circumsized
No One wants to see ur package, go put it on the plane
And get awat from here today

I remember when i was like that
I remember when it was real rad
I remember when i was like that
I remember I was 2 at that

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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:16 AM
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30. awesome! that should be Kleeb's theme song
does it have music to go with it? :evilgrin:
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:24 AM
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32. I dunno...
I just found it....after the whole nut hut thingy...LOL, I still am laughing!
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:04 AM
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25. OMG!
I just googled "grapesmuggler" and it came back with AKA: NUT HUT!!! BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG! NUT HUT! Fuck I am dying over here!
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:10 AM
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28. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
that's great! :evilgrin:
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:08 AM
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26. Wow. It's STILL GOING ON.
Bravo. Keep up the good work, people.

Kllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb!!!!!!!
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:14 AM
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29. yay, another Kleeb-flogger from last night!
if you start a thread; I'll kick it :evilgrin:
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 11:23 AM
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31. Done.
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